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HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in We cater any event!

Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in We cater any event!

That’s brutal…

I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in We cater any event!

“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in Fuck the law

How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?

I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!

HonkTonkWoman, to 196 in Gay Water Rule
HonkTonkWoman, to 196 in Ride for free rule

Additionally, Weed, Whites (pills), and Wine had a moment when Little Feat & Linda Ronstadt popularized Lowell George’s “Willin’”.

HonkTonkWoman, to tenforward in That evil glow

Jar Jar should’ve been DarthHypnoToad with those eyes.

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in Too soon?

Big fan of this person, who looks like they died in the middle of birthing the three stooges…

wonky woman

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in joyous skittering of the least-bird

Same here! Billy Madison really fucked my perspective on penguin sizes.

penguing

HonkTonkWoman, to 196 in ruleberg

“Dildo is for Dildo Lovers” bumper stickers would be flying off the shelf!

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in It's time to let go

I still have a FireWire 400 to DV cable.

I no longer have a DV Camera or a FireWire 400 port, but I’m keeping that damn cable.

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in I wish to give this many fucks

Ah, I see you know your combustion well.

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in At least they're not yeeting a baby at it

It means exactly what you’re afraid it means… US Southerners have a strange desire to expose their genitalia in public settings.

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in At least they're not yeeting a baby at it

Way too many clothes for Florida, much less the southern United States, just entirely too many clothes altogether.

The distinct lack of a visible tallywhacker should lead most to correctly assume this image is, in fact, artificially intelligent. If that trait is not as obvious, maybe the absence of alligators & crystal meth will serve as triggers to unlocking this truth.

HonkTonkWoman, to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

Toilet mushrooms go great with crotch fries, they really bring out that tanginess.

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