Way too many clothes for Florida, much less the southern United States, just entirely too many clothes altogether.
The distinct lack of a visible tallywhacker should lead most to correctly assume this image is, in fact, artificially intelligent. If that trait is not as obvious, maybe the absence of alligators & crystal meth will serve as triggers to unlocking this truth.
I did this to a friend, no idea how high up their “weird dinner shit” list this sits.
I was in kindergarten when I got invited over to stay over & the mom served broccoli.
I hate broccoli.
I tried ignoring the broccoli, no dice. I tried telling the mom I was allergic, no dice. I tried trading in the broccoli for more bread, no dice…
Out of options, I begrudgingly ate a piece & knew immediately I couldn’t stomach another, so I did the only logical thing an illogical kindergartner knew to do….
I stuffed the broccoli in the couch cushions…
Yes, I got caught. Their dog sniffed out my stash.
Not until the fifth panel is drawn. Until the fifth panel drawn it is impossible to know whether they died or fused grotesquely into a single festering green-goopy figure who becomes a local superhero, and, overtime, earns the moniker of Toxic Avenger, thus rebooting the greatest franchise of all time.
I’ve heard that cooking shrimp with tails still encased in their shells helps preserve flavor, but I’ve never heard of anyone actually eating the shell.
I just pick the end of the shell off the tail before wasting the whole thing.
Before it was purchased by VF Corp, Wrangler/Lee was head-quartered in my hometown Greensboro, NC.
Subsequently, the city is nicknamed “Jeansboro” & we have statues of pants all around the city.
And #3, The Race Intimidator, grew up a little over an hour away, in Kanapolis…
This is just ripe for a coming of age tale about a young redneck whose pappy didn’t believe in his ability to drive in circles or post memes, so he partners up with a friendly local corporation to make his dreams come true.
TranscriptionA picture of 4 cans of drink. Near the top of the can is the word “Suntory”. Below that is a stylised image of halved lemons in water. Under that, the name of the drink, “-196”, with the flavour “double lemon”. Next to the main brand name logo is a smaller label reading > Suntory > > -196°c > > Freeze...
Sorry for two new pinned posts within the span of 24 hours. after coming back I figured some of the rules needed some updating, and it is policy to put any rule change up to vote for the members....
So civilized in fact, there are monetized YouTube channels dedicated to catching & shaming people for not returning their carts.
So it’s kind of like the European system in a way. Instead of getting a coin for returning an abandoned shopping cart, you can get a subscriber count & ad revenue!
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But then the recent passing of Henry Fambrough definitely made me think of it.
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TranscriptionA picture of 4 cans of drink. Near the top of the can is the word “Suntory”. Below that is a stylised image of halved lemons in water. Under that, the name of the drink, “-196”, with the flavour “double lemon”. Next to the main brand name logo is a smaller label reading > Suntory > > -196°c > > Freeze...
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