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MacNCheezus,
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Sounds familiar, where I have heard this one before? 🤔

MacNCheezus,
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Because you’re gonna have a hell of a shit after consuming that

MacNCheezus,
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Perhaps, but I’m guessing it’s still gonna give you some mean shits

MacNCheezus,
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According to Wikipedia, it’s frozen custard if you’re in France, but in America, it’s basically a layered dessert.

Which means this thing actually DOES follow most of the rules, it’s just failing at the dessert part. Unless you’re the type of person who considers pizza a vegetable, I guess.

MacNCheezus,
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Don’t think I have any allergies but I am sensing a distinct lack of fiber here. Might not wreck you immediately but it the long run, it will.

MacNCheezus,
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Pretty much sums up how I feel about this.

MacNCheezus,
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Where do you think you are, Whole Foods or something?

MacNCheezus,
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Hah

MacNCheezus,
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That’s why you avoid them, and hope they’ll avoid you in return. It’s probably the least dickish thing you can do, and you can always just tell them you’ve been busy with other stuff if you do end up wanting to have contact again. Insults, offenses, betrayals, etc. are much harder to come back from.

MacNCheezus,
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I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…

MacNCheezus,
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Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…

Oh

MacNCheezus,
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Honestly sounds better than American prison food. At least this sort of diet will keep you in somewhat decent health.

MacNCheezus,
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In that case, what’s a few more then?

MacNCheezus,
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You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.

MacNCheezus,
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I’ve seen some pictures of inmates food online and the best way to describe is probably “looks like state-sponsored school lunches, except far worse”.

MacNCheezus,
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The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.

MacNCheezus,
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You got a deal, friend. Here’s your pizza.

MacNCheezus,
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I am honestly unsure which brands would actually pay for making disgusting shitposts containing their products but if you have any leads I’d be happy to take their money.

MacNCheezus,
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Never heard of it but according to Wikipedia it’s just Pepsi mixed with Ginger Ale, so it’s not like it would be impossible to reproduce with a little extra effort unless you simply HAVE to drink it right out of the can.

MacNCheezus,
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Wouldn’t be much of a tuna salad if there was anchovy in it, now would it?

MacNCheezus,
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I’ll just take the rest of the tuna in the can, thanks.

MacNCheezus,
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I honestly just stole this meme from somewhere else so I make no claim to having invented this recipe.

Also, if you ask me, I think some celery and maybe a dash of pickle juice might go well with it in order to really round out the tuna salad experience. Also the pepper rim seems rather odd since tuna salad isn’t exactly known for being particularly spicy.

MacNCheezus,
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Apparently it’s basically the contents of the bar mat with a garnish of rag drippings. And I assume it’s just from the bar but honestly who cares, it’s disgusting either way and will likely get you sick. I doubt anyone orders this seriously, it’s probably just a novelty or maybe a particularly gruesome dare.

MacNCheezus,
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You can do worse. There’s a shot called “brain hemorrhage”, which is a splash of grenadine, peach schnapps, and Bailey’s poured on top and it looks like something that came straight out of H. R. Giger’s lab.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/99a27713-49ab-4731-973f-88d0315a5657.jpeg

MacNCheezus,
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Gesundheit

MacNCheezus,
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In that case, can I interest you in an Infected Whitebread? It consists of vodka and Bloody Mary Mix, mixed with a spoonful of cottage cheese. Cheers!

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/2ea704bf-d0a1-49e9-9ff6-60a90401ba33.webp

MacNCheezus,
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Not at all. Have at it.

MacNCheezus,
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Finally, a ma of culture.

MacNCheezus,
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Agreed. Definitely missing a bit of celery and/or pickles to make it a proper tuna salad.

MacNCheezus,
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I have actually tried artichoke water, albeit only from a jar, not a can. It’s not that bad if you buy a good quality product.

Would never attempt sardine juice, however.

MacNCheezus,
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I don’t actually drink that stuff, I just shitpost it here for the lulz.

MacNCheezus,
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And I’m not super familiar with cuts of the head but it’s gotta be check because tongue would be a different word.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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That’s a rather strange word to use in the context of beef, because they don’t really have anything resembling human lips. Which part of this, exactly, would you consider “lips”?

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/12116e60-cec7-4dfa-a67b-78a20a05f0f7.png

I think mouth, or perhaps snout, is a more accurate description here. Anyways, that’s the picture I found on Wikipedia when I looked for more information on where this meat might come from. Apparently it can also include the inner parts of the mouth, however, not the tongue, that’s considered a separate cut.

MacNCheezus,
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The onions are optional (frankly never heard of it being used Fleischsalad although it could give it a nice bite), pickle juice and sugar is just used flavor the mayo, salt and pepper to taste is standard for pretty much anything savory. The only REAL other ingredient here are the pickles.

So yes, Mr. German Police, you’re technically correct (of course), but I will count this as an off by one since you COULD just put the sausage, pickles, and mayo together and already have a decent approximation of the dish.

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People like you are literally the reason I don’t live in Germany anymore.

You sound like the kind of person who’d chew out his neighbor if their kids make as much as a peep during Mittagsruhe but start mowing the lawn at 7am simply because it’s legal.

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Says the guy who literally got his panties in a twist because I forgot to mention the pickles in a Fleischsalat while making a JOKE.

MacNCheezus,
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The only thing I called you was “German Police”, are you telling me that’s an insult? I thought the police were a respectable and upstanding part of the German people and steadfast protector of Recht und Ordnung.

Come on man, if I had tried to insult you I’d have chosen completely different words, like Fleischsalatnazi, Korinthenkacker, or Oberstudienrat. But I was merely making fun of your complete and utter inability to take a joke because it forgot to mention the obligatory pickles, which, let’s be clear, is simply a wonderful example of why Germans are widely regarded to have absolutely zero sense of humor.

MacNCheezus,
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Imagine some dude would have pulled out his dick instead, what do you think the reaction would have been?

MacNCheezus,
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Look, you might be technically correct but I’m sure you’re old enough to understand the difference between a guy’s chest a pair of boobs so I’m just gonna leave it here.

I’m sure a lot of people enjoyed the display but what about those who didn’t ask for it?

MacNCheezus,
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Yes, everyone loves boobs but not every loves seeing them in public without any warning. First of all, there could be children present in this setting, and second, sex addiction is a thing and flashing boobs to someone struggling with it is kinda like forcing a recovering alcholic to take a shot.

MacNCheezus,
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For TODDLERS. Holy hell, if you’re trying to have an argument, at least don’t make an elementary category mistake. And also don’t just ignore the other half of my argument because it’s inconvenient to your defense.

MacNCheezus,
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I’m not entirely sure what the going MO is for male exhibitionists because I have never felt the desire to engage in that sort of behavior, but I’m fairly sure even a floppy dong is probably enough to catch you a charge in most parts of the country.

And do we know if the lady in the OP simply pulled her tatas out to get them some fresh air or whether she wiggled and bounced them suggestively? I didn’t watch the video so I don’t want to make any assumptions, but the stills I’ve seen seem to suggest there was quite a bit of enthusiasm at work.

MacNCheezus,
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Unite, but separately, each on your own time.

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