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Just get tuna packed in olive oil instead of water and use that.

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Honestly that doesn’t sound too bad. You won’t scare me with mettwurst and remoulade, and I’m sure the caraway liquor can’t be too bad.

If you want to top the grossness scale, how about New Jersey Turnpike?

That’s when the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass. Good luck finding anything that’s worse than that.

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Perhaps, but after doing a bit of research I came to conclude that this is actually just a non-alcoholic variation on two existing shots, namely the Tapeworm and the Hot Mexican Hooker.

The Tapeworm is a shot of vodka with a dollop of mayonnaise squeezed in (sorta like in the picture above) and sprinkled with pepper, and the Hot Mexican Hooker consists of two parts Tequila, one part Tabasco, and a dash of tuna can juice.

MacNCheezus,
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Germans will literally put mayonnaise on sliced sausage and call that a salad.

www.recipesfromeurope.com/fleischsalat/

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There’s also Ochsenmaulsalat which is basically just thinly sliced beef mouth with vinaigrette and onions.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/0567b25e-5341-46b8-bcd1-5a7b3b53650c.jpeg

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Very creative but I doubt it’ll catch on because of all the extra material and prep needed.

Beer pong only requires a table, a ping pong ball, and red cups, two of which are practically already guaranteed to be available at any party.

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You forgot the ability to draw a bunch of straight lines, which is probably not that common at a party…

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Honestly the best time I had working was teaching undergraduate math as TA.

Would probably do it again but the rest of the coursework was so much not fun that I did not end up getting my PhD.

MacNCheezus,
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Memes are free you know. Always have been.

MacNCheezus,
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No, I was cryogenically frozen in 1996 for a crime I did not commit and only recently thawed up in order to take down the guy who actually did it.

MacNCheezus,
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Did Gemini also advise you to post this in this group? Because I don’t think you understand the concept of shitposting.

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takes bong hit

Harry, the orcs have occupied Hogwarts and you need to go throw the Philospher’s Stone into Mount Doom to free the Prisoner of Azkaban or Sauron is going to deduct 10 points from Gryffindor.

It's called "social jet lag". Yes I know about sleep hygiene. (lemmy.world)

It’s absolutely true that a lot of modern-day problems with being tired come from bad sleep habits. What I’m talking about is a real phenomenon that isn’t being in front of a screen too close to bedtime. If anyone wants to know more, here’s a 3-minute video from AsapSCIENCE about what research shows.

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Eh, valuable lessons generally are valuable because they cost you something to learn.

Anything that’s free we tend to not appreciate very much.

MacNCheezus,
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Actually, it’s a tax on the impatient.

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Impatient people are often poor.

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As long as you make sure your kids know that you have their back and you’ll support them through recovering from a setback like that, I think they’ll be fine. Paying them back to erase all the pain of the loss might set an unrealistic expectation because at some point, you won’t be there to bail them out anymore. Just don’t add insult to injury by making fun of them or blaming them for their mistakes.

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I mean, we’re talking about borrowing 10 bucks for buying McDonald’s here, I think they’ll probably be able to recover from that just a little faster than they would from getting hit by a car.

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Sounds fun but I’m guessing an Uber is probably cheaper and less likely to land me in jail.

MacNCheezus,
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Unfortunately, this is becoming increasingly common. Amazon now also shows ads on the Prime streaming service even though you already pay a subscription fee for it.

MacNCheezus,
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That’s racist against black folks

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Menthol cigarettes are purchased disproportionately by African-American smokers, with 80% of African-American smokers consuming menthol cigarettes primarily.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menthol_cigarette

Is Wikipedia racist?

Are facts racist?

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The thing is, it can only ever work if it is chosen voluntarily by every participant, and it requires that everyone be committed to relentlessly work on themselves to root out their own selfishness.

Marx was right in the sense that humans are by nature selfish, but but he was wrong in thinking that selfishness could be abolished by force. What past experiments have shown is that if communism is violently imposed (i.e. via revolution), people will just find other ways to be selfish. For instance, if hoarding wealth is impossible, but everyone’s income is guaranteed no matter what, people will simply try to find ways to work as little as possible.

There IS an example for where communism DOES work BTW, and that’s functional, healthy families. Think about it: since children are naturally weaker than adults, parents do have to work harder in order to provide them with food and education, but as the parents grow older and weaker, the children become stronger and more capable, so they can provide for their parents in their old age. It really is from each according to their ability to each according to their needs.

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Can’t wait for the OSS community to fork it and build some cool shit on top of this /s

MacNCheezus,
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Perhaps, if there are some very specific compatibility issues that haven’t been solved yet.

That said, MS-DOS 4 isn’t even the most recent version, the last one was 6.22 to my knowledge, and IIRC a lot of games tended to require at least version 5 or 6.

MacNCheezus,
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Have you tried ignoring them until they go away?

MacNCheezus,
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You can participate in society just fine without buying a car from Elon. There are plenty of alternatives, including fully electric ones, available.

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They could sell the car and buy a different one if they really cared.

There are plenty of EVs available these days, including some that are just as fast and/or luxurious as a Tesla.

This is like driving a massive V8 truck with a “climate change is real” bumper sticker if you ask me. And I bet you’d have no problem seeing the irony then, would you.

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Perhaps not, but believe it or not, you CAN sell your car and buy a different one instead. If you actually hate him that badly, that is.

MacNCheezus,
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If you have the money to afford a Tesla I’m just going to assume that you have the money to buy almost any other car as well.

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It’s a fucking Tesla, not a Hyundai. The absolute cheapest model starts at 40 grand. 75 if it’s a Model S.

Sorry, but I don’t think “it’s wasteful” is a valid excuse here.

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Not everyone can afford to do that.

If you can afford a Tesla, I’m pretty sure you can afford almost any other car on the market.

It’s nothing like that at all

Ah, now that you say so… I’m totally convinced and will immediately change my mind. /s

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There’s over half a million homeless people in this country and you want me to care about mildly inconveniencing someone who drives a Tesla? Please.

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