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ObviouslyNotBanana

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No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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I’m pretty sure for this particular one it doesn’t matter much

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Yep. That’s pretty much correct.

Edit: except for what the comment above says about the safety part.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Yes! I missed that part. It’s correct that it means that they only strike on the rough part of the box. The safety being in the fact that they don’t spontaneously ignite.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Sex demon simulator delux 2025

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He’s a stupid idiot, read the title

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Silly goose it is

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Broccoli is, like, one of the least disgusting vegetables.

Anything that tastes vaguely like soap, however, ruins a whole dish for me.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Imagine driving an automatic and claiming to be a thinker. Am I right, fellow boomers?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Ok, gen X:er

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If it doesn’t change gears it’s not an automatic. It just is.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Indeed. I am European and made my comment from a European perspective. I forget that the Americans stopped thinking long ago, am I right, fellow European boomers?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Earth is entirely balanced with no known exploits

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Lemmy doesn’t have karma, no glitches possible

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Big Tractor will not get me, and I will never be in close proximity to any banana. 🚫🍌

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I’m not making any claims on my bananayness. I’m just not going to be around any exterior bananas, whether I am one or not. No banana. Obviously not.

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Always have been. Why are you so insistent in your questioning of my banana free reputation?

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Shitposts seem infinite. If not in quantity, at least infinitely alluring.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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We can’t blame the paupers for their unawareness of such methods. We can only blame ourselves.

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Because I abhor them

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’m not saying anything about whether or not I happen to be a banana. Just that I won’t be around them.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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You and what army? Those brigands over there? I’m already paying them for protecting the farm. Leave or I’ll have them turn you into mush!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I paid his cronies double their rations to murder the wench. I also focused the whole community on building a dungeon to keep you in. If you ever return we shall put you there for life.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Wow! That’s some quick work.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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This is the worst post I’ve fucking made isn’t it

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Nah, I honestly did find this in an ad from one of those shitty Chinese crap sites and had no idea what it was because the text, as it usually does, only said “make great deals 80% off”, omitting information about the product, the low quality workmanship and generally horrible working conditions of the poor workers producing the shit.

I just thought it would be a curious shitpost because the contraption made no sense to me. I’m guessing the commenter above did a reverse image search.

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That’s encouraging. Thanks!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Onion

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I wouldn’t bring the banana guy

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Some automatics have extra wide break pedals. You’d put both feet on the same pedal.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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It’s not me! Didn’t even know there was a chat!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Or just cut it off tbh

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No clue.

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Seems kind of erotic

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I respect that. To me this is just a meme, and honestly I don’t think anything I say should be taken seriously. Which is also true for this comment.

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It is indeed. Help them to steal the floorboards. It’s the right thing to do.

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Can’t copyright methods of theft I guess

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Of course they are. I’m not claiming they aren’t. I just respect their opinion. Other than that though, I believe society in general should be pro-people-feeding-themselves.

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