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ObviouslyNotBanana

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No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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I’ve no clue what I’ve found

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Cause I’m a nutter and hydraulic press

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It’s nuts!

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/20556c4e-2b3f-4122-af87-56bdbc738d67.jpeg

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Someone once stole half a fucking oxen of meat and his excuse was “I need to feed my family”. My dude, is your family 50 people?

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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Sure, but maybe my comment demanded some context. Beef is expensive compared to many other meats where I’m from and this person literally stole the most expensive cuts only, in amounts that came to huge sums. Their explanation made no sense, since there are far better things to steal if all you want to do is feed your family. He was caught with so much that it was unreal.

I wouldn’t have brought it up in this thread unless it was weird, because I do believe stealing food from the supermarket isn’t immoral if you truly need to do it to feed yourself. Not that I see it happen ever, y’know.

edit: made a clarification

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My chair is from 1997 and its only issue is that it’s fucking bone hard

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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The 90’s were a different time. All chairs were bone.

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🚫🍌

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I’d never kiss a banana wtf

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Ew

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Never

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🫕

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Right. I don’t like how they did the legs, but I honestly don’t know if there’s a better way to do it either.

edit: actually there seems to be way better ways of doing it than this

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e6ffed3b-c61a-4007-82b4-a451a19d9466.jpeg

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Oh my lord that one is so much better! I’d rock in that couch all day long. Looks much more thought through, too.

What I meant with my previous picture was to say that the chair in the OP is badly constructed. Someone slapped a seat on two posts and you’d have to bend in to reach the left post to adjust height which is a bother, especially if you’ve got some belly to work with. The chair in OP’s post is 2,800 USD. What a rip off.

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What the other user said seems to check out, it seems to first turn up in a reddit post in March this year.

Here’s one without text:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be83ce54-4bad-41f9-9149-3ffa1411dee5.png

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Building a house without a fire exit

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Reasonable question. I considered it, but ultimately thought the picture was now part of the mass of memes that are publicly available on the internet since it seemed to be at least a couple of years through being reposted. That may of course not be a sound answer, and as such I’ve taken your comment into consideration and done what I can to limit the spread by editing and removing this post. Thanks for the nudge in the right direction.

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Jokes on you, I’m a sovereign citizen

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I don’t recognise the fbi as an entity something, something maritime law

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9dcf9ae0-66f5-443c-b5bd-1e60419ec560.png

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Dandelions actually do important work for your lawn. They break up the hardened soil to make the ground softer for the grass to grow in. Letting dandelions grow will lead to a more beautiful lawn.

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I completely agree. But for all those that want the lawn to be beautiful and healthy it’s good to have that knowledge about them. They’re useful and good looking. And you can make shitty wine from them.

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Reasonable

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Not too bad, not too good.

youtu.be/IDXyfmBbyJM

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They do!

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Also, trying to get hold of the uncensored version is a recommendation. The one available on streaming services has had most of the more adult episodes removed which is why it sometimes feels like nothing makes sense.

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AfD vibes

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Nazi nazi

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Right wingers usually take things very literally

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The mornings are better when you realize that you can have some fun for an hour before having to do grown up stuff

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Succulent

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Obviously pointing at tophat slenderman

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