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Twattymctwatterson, to politics in Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping
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Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

Twattymctwatterson, to politics in Biden promised not to finance fossil fuels. So why is the US backing a huge gas project?
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Natural gas is just dinosaur farts so it cool

Twattymctwatterson, to lemmyshitpost in I don't like what I've seen, man
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WHAT! The Fonz wasn’t real? That’s crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

Twattymctwatterson, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Me no speak good
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I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

I can quit whenever I want lol

Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts

Twattymctwatterson, to world in Israel vows to 'finish the job' in Gaza as War Cabinet member threatens a Ramadan deadline for Rafah
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A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?

Twattymctwatterson, to world in Israeli army chief urges soldiers to stop looting Gaza homes
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Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian’s belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

Twattymctwatterson, to lemmyshitpost in Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl!
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You have to know before you can forget lol

Twattymctwatterson, to lemmyshitpost in Can I get some Bachelor Chow already?
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Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din… … …wait what was I say… … …oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it’s healthy.

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