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Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

Twattymctwatterson,
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Natural gas is just dinosaur farts so it cool

Twattymctwatterson,
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WHAT! The Fonz wasn’t real? That’s crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

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I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

I can quit whenever I want lol

Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts

Israel vows to 'finish the job' in Gaza as War Cabinet member threatens a Ramadan deadline for Rafah (apnews.com)

The U.S., Israel’s top ally, said it instead hopes to broker a cease-fire and hostage-release agreement between Israel and Hamas, and envisions a wider resolution on the war sparked by the militant group’s Oct. 7 attack. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has called Hamas’ demands “delusional.”...

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A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?

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Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian’s belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

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You have to know before you can forget lol

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Have a heroin for breakfast, a heroin for lunch, and a sensible din… … …wait what was I say… … …oh heroin for lunch, hey do you have a cigarette? Wait I have two in the ashtray? Anyway, a sensible dinner it’s healthy.

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