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dalekcaan, to lemmyshitpost in Help me out here

Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.

dalekcaan, to lemmyshitpost in I’m ashamed I asked but this post is not about me

Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.

dalekcaan, to politics in Marjorie Taylor Greene begs voters to elect "horrible, sh**ty" Republicans

“If you care about President Trump getting in the White House, you have to get all your friends and family, everyone you know to get out and vote for him. But you may also have to swallow down voting for that RINO [Republican in name only], horrible, shitty Republican you hate … just so we can control the House,”

If I’m understanding correctly, by horrible shitty Republicans she means Republicans who aren’t horrible or shitty enough.

dalekcaan, to 196 in Garulefield

Didn’t think I’d read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon’s toes today, but here we are.

dalekcaan, to lemmyshitpost in it ain't the herps, I swear

AKA confectioners napalm

dalekcaan, to politics in 46 members of Congress have violated a conflicts-of-interest law

The standard fine for violating the STOCK Act is $200, but frequently the House Committee on Ethics and the Senate Select Committee on Ethics waive the fee.

The penalty is $200, but only if they feel like paying it.

dalekcaan, to tenforward in Glory to you and your chosen family!

poke

dalekcaan, to lemmyshitpost in There's no such thing as too much garlic

If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.

dalekcaan, to politics in Child steals the show on House floor making faces as Rep rails against Trump case

We’d be well served to remember the long and cherished tradition we have in this country of settling our political differences at the ballot box.

We’d be even more well served to remember just who tried to violently do away with just that tradition.

dalekcaan, to world in Philippines says China coast guard seized food dropped by plane for Filipino forces in disputed sea

So efficient they guard everyone else’s coasts too!

dalekcaan, to politics in Newsmax Host Ominously Warns ‘You People in Your Cities’ Who Are ‘Pushing the Party That Owns 90% of the Guns’

But what if I cock and fire a load?

dalekcaan, to 196 in Gender rule

You’re probably right, but my first thought was Luffy from One Piece, voiced by Mayumi Tanaka in Japanese and Colleen Clinkenbeard in English, both women.

(Also, I can’t get over what a good name Clinkenbeard is for a VA who voices a pirate)

dalekcaan, to politics in EXCLUSIVE: Florida educators trained to teach students Christian nationalism

Right, the article already said they’re Republicans.

dalekcaan, to lemmyshitpost in [|(-,)

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dalekcaan, to tenforward in A USS enterprise for ants!

… He’s absolutely right!

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