Help me out here
Bertuccio, The prequels were better
Bertuccio, Well, actually…
Dasus,
muzzle, No clue, but I would start by not referring to them as females, just a hunch.
MeDuViNoX, 
You don’t have to say anything, just show them the sweet skills you’ve developed while studying the blade.
I_Has_A_Hat, “You should smile more. You’d be a lot prettier”
therealjcdenton, “plus sized”
MTK, I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
lightnsfw, Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!
radicalautonomy, And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.
CookieOfFortune, Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?
lightnsfw, Of course! They showered last week and everything!
Senseless, German This is semi unrelated, but I think still somewhat fitting. There’s this one guy in our festival group that sometimes is away, no one knows where he’s at but chances are high, he’s fucking someone. He’s that kind of guy, that ladies fall for when he drops lines like “hi, I’m (redacted) and how do your pants open?”
If I hadn’t seen it, I wouldn’t believe it.
leaky_shower_thought, There’s one in the Austin Powers movies with a funny scottish accent.
I don’t think he’s not a gamer tho. “Dead sexy” funny guy nonetheless.
zea_64, Fat Bastard?
zarathustrad, I believe his pick up line was: “Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you’ve had fat you never go back.”
He had other lines the ladies love like:
“First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
ArcticAmphibian, “$3 million/year, 1 night/week.”
prayer, ~150,000/night is a hefty cost.
random_character_a, 
ever been married?
ArcticAmphibian, To betray one’s own heart in the interest of profit, such a cost is fair.
DumbAceDragon, 
Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be
yamapikariya, 
Oh it’s reddit? I thought it was censoring out a name of a planet.
kionite231, Huh I thought it’s a country name.
xia, Given the image, I first thought it was a sci-fi planet.
yamapikariya, It makes it funnier because it implies that earth women are a dead end for this gamer
zarathustrad, I prefer Re***t
Pacattack57, It’s the most ****it sentence over ever read
tacosanonymous, TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.
ouRKaoS, There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
roguetrick, John Madden. Football.
BeigeAgenda, 
Han shot first
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