outer_spec,
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

sharks are smooth. my uncle is a shark and he said so

BeanGoblin,
@BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Bullshit. Everyone knows sharks dont really exist. It’s all a ploy by IKEA to sell more plushies.

shoop,
WeLoveCastingSpellz,

ableism 🥰

ProgrammingSocks,

OK but you have to recognize that this is being an asshole in a different way. Don’t do either of these things preferably

Fontasia,

I have fixed this by becoming arrogant in the reverse way, unless I am the dumbest person in the room, I want to leave.

“Oh you want me teach you about what I know? Fuck you? You want to teach me everything you know about shellfish? Sign me the fuck up.”

naevaTheRat,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I tend to adopt the view that my words aren’t just distracting sounds that come from a hole in my face and try to extend the trust and courtesy to others.

I don’t think it’s generally very nice to say things we don’t mean to wind people up. you can just say “I think you’re being a wanker, pull your head in” instead of whatever this is.

Droggelbecher,

I’m a female-passing (afab agender but that’s beside the point) physicist. I do this when men (honest to god it’s always been men so far) explain something to me that i obviously know better. Like for example they’ll know I’m a physicist but explain to me that water boils at a lower temperature in the mountains or something like that. I’ll just play a game to see just how dumb i can get them to think i am. Pretty dumb is usually the answer.

Korne127,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, so yeah, you obviously enrage people when you say something ridiculously dumb and behave like you know it better. That’s just called being an asshole.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

They reenact the “crying woman yelling at stubborn cat” meme perfectly.

JustUseMint,

Weird flex but ok

Psychodelic,

No, you don’t understand.

First, you act like a moron

Then, you piss some people off

turboshadowcool,

Well, seems like someone felt the need to compulsively correct a another’s statement and establish their authority on the subject. They should really warn people about this…

Cornelius_Wangenheim,

Or maybe it’s because the truth matters and spreading disinformation is bad.

PlasterAnalyst,

"acting"

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