TengoDosVacas,

Mine is Marxist-Leninist, but fancy…one 'o them Ninja drippers

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Champagne Socialist

Jk

TengoDosVacas,

Hey, even radical socialists like Charmin on their buttholes

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I really like my Ninja dripper. My wife got it for me when we moved in together seven years ago.

SpunkyMcGoo,

“Hoxhaist” is a term you made up and you can’t convince me otherwise

frezik,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoxhaism

Hoxhaism (/ˈhɒdʒə.ɪzəm/ HOJ-ə-iz-əm) is a variant of anti-revisionist Marxism–Leninism that developed in the late 1970s due to a split in the anti-revisionist movement, appearing after the ideological dispute between the Chinese Communist Party and the Party of Labour of Albania in 1978.

Yeah, I’m just going with “made up”. The alternative is navigating three levels deep of leftist infighting.

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

This is just astrology for leftists now, lmao

Pulptastic,

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?

www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/…/comedy.religion

NewAgeOldPerson,

So the Judean people’s front…

kandoh,

No instant? I drink instant every day.

Cowbee,
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Accelerationist/Anarcho-nihilist.

kandoh,

Fuck

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

In all seriousness, the Aeropress is fantastic. It’s the absolute most bang for your time and dollar, unless you serve multiple people.

kandoh,

Yeah it looks good. I’ve been meaning to switch over to french press, but I’m pretty lazy

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Aeropress is perfect for the lazy, French press is annoying to clean. Aeropress just shucks the puck and you’re done, maybe give it a rinse.

Resol,
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I heat up water in the microwave, then add coffee grounds, sugar, and milk to it.

What am I?

Trex202,

Depressed?

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, maybe.

I didn’t know depression was a political ideology.

thawed_caveman,

Some school of thought with the word “nihilism” in it

Resol,
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Tell me more, please.

uriel238,
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It absolutely is today.

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Well saved.

midget247,

American?

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I have never been to the US.

thesporkeffect,

Where is the aero press

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Like, halfway between French Press and Pour Over. Probably a SocDem IMO

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

what if i don’t drink coffee and also last time i checked i was a centrist

DriftinGrifter,

Shame on you mlk jr. Is dissapointed

Asafum,

Then you don’t belong here?

It’s like walking into a conversation you weren’t involved in that’s about what nail polish says about what Powerpuff girl you are and you come in saying you’re a man and don’t wear nail polish lol

As far as why there’s no centrists listed there it’s probably because they can’t decide if they want coffee or tea lol :P

dastechniker,

what does one of those fun siphon brewers fall under? I like the physics :)

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Fully automated luxury space gay Communism.

frankgrimeszz,

Since we’re talking communism, can’t I just use yours?

uriel238,
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That seems to be a pretty great idea for a mutual aid project: Make a community coffee dispensary whose mission is to brew the best coffee and give it to anyone who wants a cup. Large-scale production should be useful in controlling the factors of coffee production, hence only a short time of trial and error, the coffee dispensed should progress from bog-standard to half-way decent to pretty good to absolute best.

Stretch goals include a baked-goods dispensary that is attached.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Yours? Get this propertarian language out of here. We can share the one I use.

janet_catcus, (edited )

get away with your fucking bullshit, what about:

  • put the grounds in the cup
  • pour hot water over the grounds
  • stirr in your condiments
  • wait for the grounds to fall
  • scoop out whatever is stuck to the foam on the top
  • drink slowly until you see the grounds

ps: just kidding though, i use the fully automated machine at work like the others there, which puts us all into the trotskyite ca- uh… group, i guess. what i described was the prevalent preparation method in my hometown though

ALoafOfBread,

Anarcho-primitivist

OldWoodFrame,

Cowboy Coffee-ist.

Cowbee, (edited )
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Accelerationist or Nihilist.

megopie,

John brown-ist

Jean_le_Flambeur,

I dont even know the work

After Google: no i dont like stalin

Kolanaki,
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Anarchist posadist: “Gas station coffee, hot, no mug.”

Slurps the concoction off the replicator shelf

Cowbee, (edited )
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

What about manual lever espresso machines? That’s my daily driver!

Edit: ignoring my own personal ideology, I think Manual Lever-Machines like the Flair, especially when paired with hand-grinders, are tactile, methodical, and focused on the means just as much as the ends. The actual experience and methodology is just as important as the espresso, it’s a ritualistic practice.

As such, I think it’s more likely to represent a form of Anarchism, where the means themselves are ends. Marxism-Leninism is usually more representative of gradual processes towards a greater end, whereas Anarchism itself is concerned with the process itself being a good end.

Just my 2 cents, I’d appreciate anyone else weighing in. It’s fun to combine espresso and leftist ideology, considering both are important to me!

sharkfucker420,
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Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Gotta swap to a Nomad or a Flair, escape the liberal entrapment of automatic machines!

Jentu,

I’d probably categorize the keurig as a liberal machine rather than the one where you have to grind, distribute, and tamp your beans.

(But also, my god yes- the flair is fantastic if you can handle the thermal management prior to coffee making. Highly recommend)

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Yea, I agree, though one could argue having the money and time for an automatic machine and espresso machine is pretty Labor Aristocracy, haha.

That being said, I’m a huge fan of my Flair 58, no annoying thermal management issues (for the most part) and great turbos.

Jentu,

I liberated my Rancilio Silvia from a relative who decided their covid hobby wasn’t as satisfying as they thought lol. But I still prefer espresso from my Flair most of the time since the Silvia still needs to be PID modded to have decent thermal management.

I swear if I end up getting the 58, I deserve to be thrown into the ocean. I initially bought the Neo, then sold it for the classic, then replaced the brew head with the pro brew head and pressure gauge.

Cowbee,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Hahaha, it’s the never ending climb. I went straight for the 58 from a pour over setup because I truly can’t trust myself not to upgrade to it. The hand grinding is getting old though… the Zerno is calling my name but my wallet is desperately fighting back.

Napain,

holy shit it classidied me correctly

Xanthrax,
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Pairing Trotsky with a consumerist product is an insult. It would be shared instant coffee at the Slabs, and everyone drinking it would say the other coffee was stolen.

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