The_Helmet_Stays_On,

Destroy a bi-pedal tank and escape via snowmobile.

Agent641,

I killed a man named Tengu and stole his mask.

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

Refusing to play scramblecoin.

RmDebArc_5,
@RmDebArc_5@lemmy.ml avatar

Stomping on animals and humans until they die

Femcowboy,

Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.

FollyDolly,
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.

Harbinger01173430,

Killing aliens in the name of humanity.

Thcdenton,

Drowning weirdos and children (Nami in LoL)

archchan,

Sending trained monkeys to murder scores of balloons.

AnUnusualRelic,
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Destroying thousands of members of an alian distributed robotic lifeform.

(The Invincible)

ratherstayback,

Was thinking about getting it in the current Steam sale. Is it any good? I enjoy playing “walking simulators” if they have a good story

AnUnusualRelic,
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It’s decent. It’s a slow burn, but it’s ok. If you’ve read the novel, you already know the “big secret” of the story, but that’s fine. The visuals are nice, some kind of future sovietpunk thing. I’d rate it 6.5 or 7.

I played it on the Deck where it ran fine.

ratherstayback,

Thanks, I just bought it on Steam. I haven’t read the book, maybe it’s even better then.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Then you’ll have the full surprise of the story. I hope you enjoy it. And if you do, the book was quite good (also, there again, some of the surprise will have been revealed beforehand).

ratherstayback,

Thanks! Guess one has to choose to be spoilered either by the book or the game.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

The game takes place just before the book. It made me want to read it again. I’d have new visuals to associate with it.

ratherstayback,

Even better, then I guess the game won’t contain major spoilers.

MechanicalJester,

Running around a bunch of stacked shipping containers in a confined boat surface murdering people with a knife because they are trying to dominate 3 flags more than my team is

JohnFoe,

Trying to escape Hell.

unionagainstdhmo,
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Nothing because you can’t get punished for stealing land. (Age Of Empires III Definitive Edition)

doggle,

Battlebit remastered. War crimes.

ziixe,
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As for the actual last game I played, terrorism maybe?

As for the last pc game, I have no idea about what of the countless things that happen there would I be arrested for (it was half life 2)

hungryphrog,

at first I thought you were implying that PC games aren’t “actual” games

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What? I would never, have you seen 90% of mobile games? It’s just shitty copies of the same thing a million times, hell they all look the same too

PC games are the only actual games

But yeah, I haven’t played a lot of games in general and I believe it was at the start of the month I last played a PC game

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Assault and murder, aggravated by doing that against law enforcement (combine), possession of firearms, endangering of civilians, destruction of govt property (those fucking flying blade drones), conspiracy.

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And terrorism again, just because of that part before breaking into nova prospekt where you shoot down planes (or whatever helicopter thing it is) from the bridge

Maybe illegal use of drugs too? Just because of the start of the game where you suddenly appear on a train with that really trippy effect

Not to mention trespassing, vandalism (lol I wonder why did they add the graffiti button in hl1), reckless driving (this one’s on me, membrane keyboards suck ass), use of weapons of mass destruction (the rocket in hl1),…

There’s probably a ton more

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