Games rule
JoMiran, 
Zombie genocide.
moosetwin, 
brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism
the name of the gameRimworld
Donjuanme, So many potential crimes in that game.
Weirdfish, Killing 300,000 Batarins with an asteroid
tophneal, Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement
ranoss, Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.
gerryflap, 
Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens
ICastFist, 
Supreme Commander, or a similar Total Annihilation spiritual successor?
gerryflap, Yep, Beyond All Reason. Awesome open source game like Supreme Commander.
ICastFist, Oohh, looks better than Zero-K, I’ll definitely give it a try
Ludrol, 
Beyond All Reason?
gerryflap, Yup. Didn’t think anyone would guess it though. I’m quite impressed by ithe game, it definitely has its quirks, but so far it’s been a lot more stable and performant than the AAA games I’ve recently played.
MxRemy, Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company’s employees fistfight their company’s employees in the town square.
ICastFist, The real crime is that this is not the law-abiding method to take over another company.
MxRemy, username checks out
just2look, Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.
candyman337, KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
MrPommeroy, For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack
Nasan, Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF
Skua, I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
ICastFist, Only if you don’t invade, annex or puppet it!
AFallingAnvil, (edited ) 
Just finished CK3 for the night. Is there a love crimes list? Because I’m pretty sure my family tree is the example.
ICastFist, I suspect it’s less of a tree and more of a “family spaghetti” then
AFallingAnvil, Hey, a fucked up tangle of vines is still a plant
gothic_lemons, Yeah I blew up a couple planets recently… In my defense I didn’t want to micro manage more planets, and the game was slowing down due to too many pops…
Kidplayer_666, Not if you manage to conquer the world indeed
Mautobu, Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Brocon, Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Prunebutt, Nah. If spreading freedom™️ would get you to the Hague, the US would be bankrupt, by now.
Brocon, As a european I’m not even touching that topic.
Lileath, 
The US doesn’t let its war criminals get tried in the Hague that’s only for the suckers.
ember, Ah helldivers my beloved
rug_burn, Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs… as a potato
Donjuanme, Fuck the angler. I’d Jack over the angler any day. I’m more of a masochist man myself.
MrJameGumb, 
I was merging different colored jellies. It’s actually pretty relaxing lol
Donjuanme, Slime rancher 1 or 2?
MrJameGumb, Nothing that exciting I’m afraid lol it’s a mobile game on android thats literally just called “Merge the Jelly”
univers3man, Lol. Does what it says on the tin.
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