Games rule
Spider89, Speeding (STK)
ZeroTHM, Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!
Dasus, I guess I’ll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.
Gaspar, 
May we both roll high.
ItsMeSpez, I won’t be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
3ra, 
Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).
TheThunderWolf, Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
reverendsteveii, Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I’m getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)
LifeOfChance, Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils
TheOtherThyme, Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.
HowManyNimons, Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.
zloboslav, freecell is a card game and it’s not even the gambling type… wtf do I do now???
ICastFist, 
Shoving spades and clubs on top of royalty may be a crime somewhere
n3m37h, Nothing as I was legally sanctioned by the council to work above the law for them
MenacingPerson, illegal trespassing, genocide, destruction of nature and public property, murder, inflicted torture, and 94 other charges
MenacingPerson, minecraft
boomzilla, Animal abuse. I fed a TV to an obese frog in The Last Campfire.
UnculturedSwine, Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)
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