Games rule
BluJay320, 
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
Blank, What is Batman?
BluJay320, ding
BmeBenji, Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.
I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol
S_H_K, Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.
Wodge, 
Saryn is my favourite bioweapon.
ToastedPlanet, This was me in Duviri circuit yesterday.
anton, Team fortress 2 has it’s fair share as well.
Disguising as medics, killing medics, killing prisoners of war, non metallic shrapnel, weapons that cause unnecessary suffering (incendiary, bleed) and so much more.
SloppyPuppy, (edited ) Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.
iTzCharmander, Least cannibalistic colony in the rim
UnrepententProcrastinator, Spreading democracy
candyman337, KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
MrJameGumb, 
I was merging different colored jellies. It’s actually pretty relaxing lol
Donjuanme, Slime rancher 1 or 2?
MrJameGumb, Nothing that exciting I’m afraid lol it’s a mobile game on android thats literally just called “Merge the Jelly”
univers3man, Lol. Does what it says on the tin.
t0fr, 
Rocking and stoning
Fridgeratr, DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE???
uriel238, 
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Squirrel, 
“Consider this, legally speaking… rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh? Eh?”
supersonicstork, Sweats in Stellaris
AngryCommieKender, You’re playing Space Nazis aren’t you?
VaultBoyNewVegas, Impersonating a defense attorney.
ouRKaoS, OBJECTION!
Dremor, 
HOLD IT!
VaultBoyNewVegas, TAKE THAT!
Matriks404, Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).
clemdemort, 
BeamNG.drive?
CrowAirbrush, Building a house…seems fitting.
ghen, Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale
Feathercrown, Factorio?
ghen, Hell yeah!
Feathercrown, E X P A N D the factory
Lumelore, 
Not paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.
TastyWheat, Spreading Managed Democracy.
BambiDiego, We are doing the arresting of any who resist Democracy!
rdri,
TastyWheat, Exactly! I’m UNTOUCHAB-airstrike
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