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littletranspunk, I think I’m safe
gravitas_deficiency, I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?
rynzcycle, No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.
cuchilloc, I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .
Assman, 
I’ll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
DaddleDew, Mine is always just good enough.
Diplomjodler, I’ll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can’t actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I’m not even useful for keeping people entertained.
radiantshackles, 
Mine is how I flavored my paladin’s Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly… Think I’m in good shape, if very lonely
Sidhean, How does that work if your name isn’t a verb or noun?
GregorTacTac, 
It doesn’t
samus12345, 
It means it’s useless in such a situation.
Sidhean, typical me lmao
Laserpeen, This sounds fun.
AFallingAnvil, 
I may not survive very long, but I’ll be damned if I don’t spawn an absolutely legendary tale
Kusimulkku, I think I’m in trouble
Deuces, This is gonna get nasty before it gets better
TheCoolerMia, 
I’m too cool to die >:3
brokenlcd, I’m either slapping people to death with a broken 40’ tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh, deleted_by_author
letsgo, We can travel together.
zcd, Oh hai mark
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