Pick 3 Rules
I’ll choose 3, 5, and 7.
Voyajer, 
Pink blue black easily
HipsterTenZero, 
Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.
Kjev, 
Top 3 easy.
Crow, The only rational choices
kittenzrulz123, Estrogen, yellow, and purple
infectoid, 
Can I choose $20 three times. If so, then I choose that. I really need $60.
Otherwise I choose $20 and the pizza chef one. I’ll sell enough pizza to earn $40 and then quit.
I’ll pass on the third thing.
NotSteve_,
- $20
- Pizza master chef
- No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)
I’d also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.
Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I’d avoid that one
OtisRamflow, I don’t really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I’ll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.
citrusface, Fuck yeah - same plan here. Except I like cats, i do cat rescue. We could team up and be an odd pair and get a TLC show
Luci, 
I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20… I’ll take the $20 three times please!!
DharkStare, That middle row looks perfect.
SingularEye, yellow, black, and green
TheWonderfool, Was going to choose 1, then I noticed that it is “you get ears and tail” and now I’m like…
I already have ears will I get additional ears? Where will they be, and how they will be like?
So now I am lost pondering this important questions
EtherWhack, 
germanatlas, 
These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:
Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction
shikogo, I’d change 20 dollars for pizza chef, you can probably easily sell $20 of pizza, and then it’s all upside
ReveredOxygen, 
3, 8, and 9. I already have estrogen and already am a master pizza chef. 5 is unethical, it’s basically mind control
DharkStare, 5 doesn’t force them to like you, it just makes you attractive to them. I don’t consider it anymore unethical than plastic surgery.
zbyte64, 
Black and blue because I live in a capitalist wasteland and need the competitive edge. Water is my favorite drink and I already talk with cats so I’m not sure what my 3rd pick should be.
ChocoboRocket, Do currently you talk with cats? Or talk to cats?
Because if you’re not successfully working with your cats as cat burglars, you’re only talking to cats.
For what it’s worth, I picked the same 3
zbyte64, I’m selective when it comes to burglary and unfortunately I have yet to meet the cat of a billionaire.
Manzas, Become the pizza master chef
zbyte64, Working in the service industry is so rough though…
bownage, Who says it has to be your job? Could just be flipping p’s at home
ipha, I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!
Gork, I would be content even if it gets chilled and tastes like filtered spring water.
lugal,
RacoonVegetable, But water is already my favourite drink tho
derpgon, Sparkling water in mine, so drinking water without having to sodastream it makes it even better!
Roflmasterbigpimp, 
6,7 & 9
Boom I’m an all night Pizza making Machine with infinite Pepsi for myself.
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