Titou,

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

littletranspunk,

Estrogen, water good, and no sleep.

2, 7, 9

I wake up like a diesel starting in -40° weather and go to sleep like molasses draining from a 3mm hole.

Sleep is inconvenient for me

Mycatiskai,

I’ll take 60 dollars.

AI_toothbrush,

Grindset: purple, brown and black

Grimy,

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

dutchkimble,

Pizza, water thing and 20 bucks

SapphironZA,
  1. No body hair
  2. Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
  3. No need to sleep
user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

What does the pink one even change??

I’ll take these:

  1. Black: I am almost there on work days, but it does have consequences.
  2. Blue: Otherwise impossible
  3. Brown: Perhaps useful, though I am not sure if they’d want to talk with me.
AngryCommieKender,

I’ve already got purple and pink, and I only sleep four hours a night anyway, so I will take blue, black, and brown

Nikki,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

2, 3, 6

estrogen yummy

dysphoria extra bye bye

pizza chef easy job coverage

ramenshaman,

Bottom row.

Starkstruck,

Black, brown, and purple. My cats and I are going to open the greatest 24/7 pizzeria.

pjwestin,
@pjwestin@lemmy.world avatar

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you’d gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You’d never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don’t need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard…I might have to take the $20.

nicknonya,
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

phuntis,
@phuntis@sopuli.xyz avatar

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn’t that much and I’m not american so I couldn’t spend it but even if it was converted it’s really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn’t taste great but it’s tolerable so whatever and I’m not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don’t think I need to explain blue

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