Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS
Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?
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Nicoleism101, I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??
And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god
RIPandTERROR, 
Still better than the guy
Leate_Wonceslace, 
Why does it only cost 2 mana.
frezik, Fine, we’ll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
nifty, 
As a Druid, I can’t even complain
JoYo, 
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
moshtradamus666, This movie has some good moments
Dudewitbow, was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
Socsa, And 7 bears fucking
Swedneck, 
two trucks
djsoren19, The flavor text teally sells this meme.
MacedWindow, 
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
v4ld1z, 
Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
Kanda, Don’t make this another Tarmogoyf thread
Lon3star, Should be a 16/16
Leate_Wonceslace, No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
asphalt, Another nice card for my collection
Zehzin, 
LinkOpensChest_wav, 
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spizzat2, Elisha casts Bears. It’s super effective!
Arigion, Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.
BlemboTheThird, depends on who theyre fucking
NakariLexfortaine, “Inside you are eight bears.”
Voroxpete, They’re all fucking.
Klear, Probably some random women lost in the woods.
v4ld1z, holY shit
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