Colour_me_triggered,

Sounds nice. What’s the neighborhood like?

BeMoreCareful,

I mean, I’d probably want a door.

Daxtron2,

In this economy??

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I’d swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.

The bathroom is trans, yes. There’s a second (cis) bathroom.

jbk,

bidens america

jaybone,

I’d rather just smoke in the house.

ky56,

So a republicans house is just this but every room is labeled guns?

passepartout,
@passepartout@feddit.org avatar

Guns and christianity maybe.

taanegl,

And actual slavery.

TurtleJoe,
@TurtleJoe@lemmy.world avatar

Gotta put the trucks somewhere, too.

frankgrimeszz,

There’s the prayer / wife beating room, the incest / strictly missionary only room, the bathroom where wiping or cleaning your ass is forbidden, and the Fox News while drinking Lonestar and shooting at rats room.

ChillPenguin,

Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.

Tar_alcaran,

I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.

And maybe expand the gay room a bit.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

A kitchen just for me?! 🥺

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

For us, comrade.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

With attached abortion, for convenience

NuWuX,

How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?

kittenzrulz123,

Oh no that’s horrible, where is this house… So I can avoid it :3

PyroNeurosis,

This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.

Tar_alcaran,

Also, obviously you don’t want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that’s your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.

mydoomlessaccount,

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn’t accomplish anything.

Pencilnoob,

Let’s not overlook the weed porch

Deconceptualist,

Excuse me, that’s the weed patio. The hookah goes on the porch.

librejoe,

It is true though…

danc4498,

The Trans bathroom looks just like my bathroom. Wtf I’m shook.

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