Virtual Girlfriend
There’s a lot of loneliness out there. It’s kinda sad if you think about it.
zerog_bandit, Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?
speaker_hat, Virginity Control Effectiveness
nifty, 
Or being gay 💯
MeDuViNoX, 
As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn’t pre-op trans.
Strawberry, well then you just gotta be trans too
lud, No? They can still identify as a man.
Strawberry, What I’m saying is two trans people of the same gender/same asab can be gay, and thus for each of them their partner is trans but they won’t be able to get pregnant
NotMelon, Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.
balderdash9, Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.
basxto, 
Still can’t compete with English word order strictness.
Ignisnex, 
Matters little, word order does.
Vrtrx, Don’t wanna be that guy but I’m a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don’t call it “Antibabypille”. “die Pille” is what most people just call it
PeterPoopshit, I can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.
211, Condoms aren’t 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don’t.
ArbitraryValue, How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.
superduperenigma, 👉👈
… Are you… Offering… To demonstrate?
MeDuViNoX, If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they’re 100%.
Cannibal_MoshpitV3, Ohio
balderdash9, gambare gambare senpai
https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/aadbb9f3-b666-440c-a522-fef8490216d1.webp
bruhduh, 
ImplyingImplications, Ohio go sigh mass!
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