PeterPoopshit,

I can’t afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone’s baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Or being gay 💯

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn’t pre-op trans.

Strawberry,

well then you just gotta be trans too

lud,

No? They can still identify as a man.

Strawberry,

What I’m saying is two trans people of the same gender/same asab can be gay, and thus for each of them their partner is trans but they won’t be able to get pregnant

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

Ohio

balderdash9,
bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
ImplyingImplications,

Ohio go sigh mass!

NotMelon,

Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.

balderdash9,

Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Still can’t compete with English word order strictness.

Ignisnex,
@Ignisnex@lemmy.world avatar

Matters little, word order does.

Vrtrx,

Don’t wanna be that guy but I’m a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don’t call it “Antibabypille”. “die Pille” is what most people just call it

211,

Condoms aren’t 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don’t.

ArbitraryValue,

How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.

superduperenigma,

👉👈

… Are you… Offering… To demonstrate?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they’re 100%.

zerog_bandit,

Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?

speaker_hat,

Virginity Control Effectiveness

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