Arcity,
@Arcity@feddit.nl avatar

Is this a cuck chair? You really need to take a shit but you watch someone else take one.

thr0w4w4y2,

… we got sweat and pain,

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Real answer here is that restaurants don’t have extra storage space that isn’t for food so they’ll put extra chairs in the restrooms for storage sometimes. I’ve seen it in Mexican restaurants too.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

This room is for shits so intense you need to sit and rest three times on your way to the door. Probably in a colonoscopy clinic or something

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pfft you can’t even see the shit until the performer stands up

dan1101,

Italian restaurant I bet. They often seem to have weird bathroom arrangements. One here has two toilets side by side with no partitions in between.

Samsy,

10, 10, 7

Why seven? Judge: the smell could be better, more rotten than old eggs.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t kink shame.

some_guy,

I can’t shit without an audience. Don’t judge me.

lugal,

As part of the jury, I will obviously be judging you

Sonotsugipaa,

As one of the judges, I will obviously be jurying them

lugal,

So that’s the correct English verb? TIL

Sonotsugipaa,

Beware, learning English words from me is a mistake

lugal,

Now you made me look it up:

Verb

jury (third-person singular simple present juries, present participle jurying, simple past and past participle juried)

  1. To judge by means of a jury.

wiktionary

So I guess both “jury” and “judge” would work in that context, especially in the context of “Don’t judge me”.

Not that it matters but why not use this opportunity to deepen my knowledge of my second language

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I won’t. But I just don’t accept e-vites. I like to be a but sporadic with my schedule ok?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

The paper towels to wipe up the cum is very forward-thinking, Steve. Now get on the shitter and really struggle for me.

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