It's not that serious.
Inspired by a recent post about fork types. Stuff always seemed unnecessarily complicated.
WILSOOON, fork and fork are good the rest are mental disorders
Blackmist, But which will I get when I ask for four candles?
krimsonbun, I can only see 3 forks here
Treczoks, Reminds me of a translation job my wife and I did. This was before google and any kind of translation engine. It was just a small text to be included in a CD case. But there was a thorough listing of the instruments played by the artist: about a dozen different kinds of trumpets. Even though our command of the English language is quite good, we were at a loss. We could not just write that “He plays a trumpet, a trumpet, a trumpet, and a trumpet”, and no dictionary we had access to was in any way helpful.
So we got pictures and information on all those “Trumpets”, got our hands on an English book on musical instruments, and painstakingly identified each single instrument. It took us days to translate a single column of text, but at least those trumpets had their proper names.
TexasDrunk, Three tines is not a fork. Three tines is a trident. Forks are for eating, tridents are for ruling the seven seas.
Warl0k3, Trident Threek
MewtwoLikesMemes, 
Tridents are a type of fork. :P
konalt, 
I wanna fork on the table.
rob_t_firefly, 
You better not fork on the table.
makingStuffForFun, 
That left alignment
ThatWeirdGuy1001, 
I did this by hand on my phone in about 5 minutes I’m surprised it looks as good as it does.
xorollo, Good job 👍 I’m proud of you!
EleventhHour, 
They remember the grapefruit fork, but they forgot the vichyssoise fork?
Flummoxed, It’s all in the wrist.
EleventhHour, 
Flummoxed, Such a great show!
EleventhHour, What came next was even better, though!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/jlbY8Qh9-_EAAAAC/peep-show-jez.gif
Flummoxed, So true.
Norgur, 
I bet you're one of those barbarians who use a fork when they should have used a fork! Out of my sight, lowly peasant!
ThatWeirdGuy1001, Laughs in spoons
“Pathetic”
moistclump, My favourite is fork.
cerement, 
- threek
- twok
- twok
- threek
- threek
- twok
- twok
- fork
- threek
- fork
- threek
- twok
- twok
gigachad, I checked them all and you have not made any mistake. Congratulations!
kionite231, YOU ARE TALKING TO A LEGEND!!!
ThatWeirdGuy1001, By that logic they should be fourks
Gork,
supercargo,
idegenszavak, Threk
woelkchen, 
It’s weird American spelling where they removed the u from ou in many words because they sent telegrams and those were paid by the letter.
Cryophilia, Brits just like insaerting raundoum vaoueles eouearvaeryweaeaeaeauaeor
coaxil, Thought you where pulling the leg, looked it up, TIL! Thank you :)
Sanctus, 
De fork! De fork! Have you seen de fork?
That lives rent free in my head whenever I see a fork like this
ThatWeirdGuy1001, I feel like I know what you’re referencing but I can’t figure it out.
Sanctus, 
It comes from Isles most shivering, the line, not the item specifically.
ArcaneSlime, “You bring the Fork! Happy day! The blind shall see! The lame shall walk! The short shall tall! Forks for all!”
Big head ruled lmao.
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