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Asses to asses, butts to butts

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What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your trans pretzels.

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Man of culture I see

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Joe mama

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So is this society

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We stabbed them with something else 😏

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Cool band name

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I’ll despise you if that’s what you want. You ass

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Gluttony gang 💪 if they ever invent the time machine, let’s meet up at the roman vomitorium

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Icky Thump by the white stripes

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A deer, a female deer

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A now & later yonked my loose tooth out when I was eight

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Typically I don’t kinkshame but I draw the line at Ohio

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But I do like it

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My brother keeps trying to get me to do this when we move. Yeah sure let me just make my neighborhood shittier by turning my 100 year old home into a shitty rental.

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Bottom right, when pissing at night

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Add a raw egg and you’ve got a killer Japanese breakfast

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7/10 too much water workers’ rights

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He will

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Pfft you can’t even shoot purple orbs in PUBG

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I wish it was that easy to make croissants

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Just fine dining and breathing, I’m afraid

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H*ck yeah it is

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women tend to

I’m gonna stop you right there dawg

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Put Ghost of Tsushima on PC already then

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    Much cheaper than real kids. Nice job staying frugal, OP!

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    Killing blob emojis was the dumbest shit google ever did

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    Have you ever heard of a film called “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

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    Much like Metallica, McDonald’s nuggets peaked in the 90s.

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    www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/…/98631

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    Two fucking inches of actual content, maybe less

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    lightnofire.com/press

    Hello Games is an independent video games developer based in Guildford, United Kingdom.

    We are developers and publishers of Light No Fire, Joe Danger, The Last Campfire and No Man’s Sky.

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    You can tell it’s gonna be bad because they forgot to say “war never changes”

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    Nobody is stopping them

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    As one does

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    CRITICAL FAILURE

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