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This is probably fake, but I know conversations like this actually happen.

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I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little…not the same gay dude every time.

It was flattering, even though I’m not into guys.

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I just answer the phone with the greeting of someone who’s not me.

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I mix it up, scammers have an automated system that goes “vwoop” when you say “hello” so I’ll answer as if I’m answering the phone from some fictional business of some sort.

The scammer will hang up and then call again. wash rinse repeat a few times and then I don’t get any calls on my real phone number from scammers for awhile.

You know they share information with each other on facebook and other services owned by facebook. So all their scammer groups stay open, but if you say that there were never any WMDs in iraq on facebook, or if you question any official narrative about anything at all on facebook, or do any real journalism through facebook, your entire account will be erased from it.

meanwhile, scammers have hundreds if not thousands of groups on facebook that exist for the sole purpose of sharing victim’s information with each other for a profit and facebook does absolutely nothing at all to put a stop to that.

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Scammers were already paying Bing and Google to have their sites above real ones.

And now they’re paying to have google and bing have their AI to show scam websites above real ones.

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It’s actually very simple. Look at the hole, look at the plug and then it’s a square peg square hole situation.

Edit: I poop in cubes.

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I really feel like his whole life got ruined as soon as he became a scientologist.

Edit: I meant to say “his” not “this”

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wait for the lawsuit from nintendo to show up in your mail.

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Why can’t good people who want to do good work get paid for their time?

The super intendant of that school district is probably a millionaire, but doesn’t do any of the work.

It seems like only the shitty teachers that hate children are the ones that remain as teachers.

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minor correction! Wolverine’s bones are grafted with metal.

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…because comics.

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over in DC comics, Supergirl dated a talking horse once.

one of the green lanterns is a sentient smallpox virus and another green lantern is a sentient planet.

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still, a talking horse.

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Actually, I think of onlyfans subscribers as pathetic simps that are too stupid to pirate that overpriced crap.

Of course there’s people who pay for onlyfans just to re-distribute it for free everywhere they can. And to those people. I give a sincere thankyou, because 99% of leaked onlyfans content is boring compared to the free stuff that small creators on pornhub put out for free.

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at the home I grew up in, they were never able to find me by then. So I almost always got free pizza.

I feel sorry for those teenagers and young adults that lost their jobs over the manager and the maps being stupid. I lived in one of the oldest sections of town, but for some reason none of the maps that pizza place had were up to date on that area.

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Is there a BoomersBeingFools community anywhere on lemmy?

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I’ve seen that community on here, it’s real good material for comedycemetery

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maybe they realize that the monster we have now is way better than the horrifying thing we’ll have to deal with if Kamala becomes president.

She’s in favor of civil asset forfeiture, prison slave labor, she’s perfectly fine with all the crimes that the banks commit every day and she’s a bloodthirsty maniac in favor of every war going on right now.

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Why do you think the oligarchs chose her to be VP?

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Wanna know something? For part of Obama’s time in office, he had a filibuster proof majority in the house and senate and the only thing he did with it was to give us a republican’s idea for healthcare.

A system that forces everyone to buy for-profit healthcare and still allows those for-profit companies to deny care.

The democrats care so much about “bipartisanship” and “reaching across the isle” that they caved in to pressure that didn’t even matter.

Why would they do this? Because the democrats actually wanted to do what they ended up doing, and now they don’t even bother virtue signaling any left-wing views. They just come right out and advocate for authoritarianism now.

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All of that was for show, what we got is what they wanted all along.

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none of that matters.

the people we elect don’t actually control anything. It’s all just a show.

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Hey, at least it’s not as horrible as those boeing MAX planes.

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“crypto currency is a scam and it’s bad for the environment!..now excuse me, I have stocks to buy!”

EmperorHenry,
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Stocks are not bad for the environment the way crypto is bad for the environment

Those computers the stock market runs on must be generating electricity then…right?

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But you knew all that already, you’re just arguing in bad faith so you can “be right”.

“Bad Faith”? You think I don’t believe the things I say?

I like Crypto currency because there isn’t any government that can actually control it or monitor it. It’s like gold. Better than any stock or cash or credit of any “legit” currency in any account.

Of course, the majority of crypto is worthless and will always be worthless, but Bitcoin and Monero are worth A LOT, then there’s Dogecoin which is worth almost nothing, but it’s value goes up and down so drastically every time it changes that it’s still worth investing in.

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If I ever get the death penalty I’m going to eat a huge amount of food that I know will give me a giant volcano of diarrhea.

I’m never going to hurt anyone, but all these new censorship laws going around and me being as subversive as I tend to be…some of the jokes I make. Yeah.

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So what? is the maker of this meme saying we need to do a “great reset” and start doing eugenics and culling of human beings?

There’s several billionaires that literally say that on the reg in the WEF. Those are the people who started saying “you will own nothing and be happy” and want us to eat bugs and have obedience chips in our brains.

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we need to come up with a way to poison all open sources against AI without ruining anything for living breathing people with pulses.

EmperorHenry,
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I only like man’s POV porn. That’s not the same thing as “seeing a dick in porn”

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Clearly there’s something wrong with British people…We already know they all have speech impairments that they call an accent.

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they’re stopped at a traffic light, not pulled over.

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it doesn’t matter why you’re doing the moral and correct thing, only that you do it.

…I mean…PIRACY IS WRONG AND IMORAL!

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yeah…“stealing” by not paying for an infinitely copyable item from a giant corporation that made tens of millions of dollars while I was typing this.

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BOOM! Roasted!

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Be like Logan Paul and make several different pump-and-dump schemes to scam a bunch of children all over the world.

But with the stock market.

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By the way…this actually happened. A cop lost his shit and screamed “SHOTS FIRED!” when an acorn fell near him. He started shooting all over the place in a suberb which caused another cop nearby to also start shooting at nothing.

Why do we train our cops to be so terrified of everything?

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Yeah, the kind of people that believed all of that bullshit about WMDs and Iraq, or the kind of people that thought “reefer madness” was real.

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by the way, cops need guns. They need to be trained better, but they still need guns.

Not assault rifles of grenade launchers full of tear gas, but just regular pistols

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postal workers are regularly in way more danger than any cop ever is.

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after they announced it would’ve been the time to start poisoning the comments. Then it would’ve been completely justified and moral.

Honestly, keep up the good fight. Start poisoning all open sources being scraped by any type of AI.

And I use the term “ai” very, very loosely. Because what’s called ai now isn’t real ai. It’s just an automated data collection tool.

It doesn’t create anything, it plagiarizes real artists.

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Oh also…Why is there a famine and drought in all those countries? Have you ever wondered about that? It couldn’t possibly be because of all the things the US government and the corporations based here are constantly meddling in with those places to get their resources or anything.

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One of my grandfather’s started smoking when he was 11 years old. But then after he got married to his wife he got a call from his wife’s doctor while he was at home and was told his wife had asthma.

He quit smoking half way through a cigarette and never touched any tobacco products again.

Just felt like sharing that for inspiration in case anyone might have a problem with their efforts to quit smoking.

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