Karyoplasma

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Karyoplasma,

I do believe their nuke works. I do not believe their delivery system works.

Karyoplasma,

All 14 Cybertrucks that were purchased.

Karyoplasma,

Health food is anything that isn’t processed to hell and back.

Impossible is just alternative junk food. Like vapes are for cigarettes. Healthier still means crap. I’d probably just use mushrooms or tofu as a patty if I wanted an alternative to beef.

Karyoplasma,

They are not.

Never, ever disclose that you are not a level 5 vegan or else they will scream at you while pretending that you are the problem.

Karyoplasma,

I consider myself a flexitarian, I adopt puppies, give them a good life till they’re about 2 years old, then humanely slaughter them and eat them. The stuff I don’t eat I backfeed to the next round of puppies.

I do the puppy thing as well, but I don’t eat them (they’re nasty). I just like killing puppies.

Karyoplasma,

Social media was a mistake.

Karyoplasma,

The chemical name is para-acetoaminophenol. Acetaminophen and paracetamol are both abbreviations. Tylenol is just a brand.

Karyoplasma,

A tree. Inanimated objects are good listeners.

Karyoplasma,

They are. Both are Ursus arctos which is a funny name because it’s just bear bear, once in Latin and one in Greek.

Karyoplasma,

You miss all the shots you don’t take!

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Normally, “or” in conversational speech does not align with the logical or but with the logical xor. So Trump called himself either a psycho or very stupid, but not both.

At least that’s how I think conversations work. I don’t talk to people, I’m bad at that.

Karyoplasma,

“That 8-year old is definitely a militant for letting Hamas hide behind him.”

-IDF targetting assistant AI

Now the question of the day: was this a “legally killed child” we should not be outraged about because war is war?

(/s for the idiots out there)

Karyoplasma,

I always take their job offer and then let the guy with a bomb walk right in. Dude has the right idea.

Karyoplasma,

Nestlé claimed all the water as their property.

Karyoplasma,

Is prostitution illegal in NY? Why did he not just say “I wanted to fuck a pornstar so I did”?

Karyoplasma,

As is a cock.

Karyoplasma,

gar nicht*

not related to garnish.

Karyoplasma,

I live 30km from the French border, I had 10 years worth of French classes at school. I always hated it, but I did an extra-curriculum to acquire a diploma because a classmate and friend of mine didn’t want to do it alone. My French is in a weird spot: I cannot form a proper sentence, but I understand listening exercises and written text well. I recently started to go through some French lessons on Duolingo and I’m already struggling with the sentences it expects me to form in unit 8…

Karyoplasma,

I’m German, born and raised, but in Saarland. One time when visiting a friend in Berlin, I was at a bar and got a compliment on how good my German is even tho I’m obviously a foreigner.

Karyoplasma,

“Hippopotamus” is another one. It derives from the Greek words hippos (horse) and potamos (river) and this concept of river horse is present in many different languages:

  • German: Flusspferd (lit. river horse)
  • Dutch: Rivierpaard (lit. river horse)
  • Finnish: Virtahepo (lit. stream horse)
  • Danish: Flodhest (lit. flood horse)
  • Chinese: 河马 (lit. river horse)
  • Arabic: فرس النهر (lit. river horse)
  • French, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese use variations of hippopotamus.

Tiny variations exist as well:

  • Hungarian: Víziló (lit. water horse)
  • Afrikaans: Seekoei (lit. sea cow)
Karyoplasma,

There are languages that are considered isolates, meaning they are spoken and written languages that share no connection to any other known language. Basque is an example for that, spoken in the Northern parts of Spain, but does not share any similarities to Spanish, Portuguese, English or French. Common theory is that it just developed in that region and was not influenced by outside factors at all which is linguistically weird since trading with other regions was common. There are also no known languages that descended from Basque, thus it’s not a proto-language either.

Karyoplasma,

Similar to this?

Karyoplasma,

Our accent is so thick that I can talk to my buddy and nobody around us can follow the conversation if they don’t speak it. It’s kinda neat lol

Karyoplasma,

Most upvoted means most correct.

Karyoplasma,

Bayer did the same. Spoiler alert: there will be no consequences.

Karyoplasma,

The economic advantage is that our grandchildren might be able to have an economy if we don’t crash and burn this place before we die.

Karyoplasma,

The nuclear reactor shutdowns were a push by the Greens in the early years of this millennium. Probably the biggest change they succeeded with in German politics, so that tells you a lot about the quality of that “party”.

Karyoplasma,

They win big because they are saving a lot from the mass lay-offs and the free advertising they get. And in the unlikely scenario where they actually face difficulties, they will just steal more money from the taxpayers in the form of a bail-out.

Karyoplasma,

Bring it on lol

Karyoplasma,

I have met a few cool Israelis, but I still wouldn’t want to visit that country. Kinda like Iran, I played video games with a group from Iran for a long time and they are good and kind people, but I wouldn’t ever want to visit them because I wouldn’t feel safe in their country.

Karyoplasma,

He basically called the judge not an idiot.

Karyoplasma,

Pretty sure that, even if we managed to haul every piece of the moon back to Earth, we would not get close to the material required to fill the circled area. It’d be sufficient for maybe 5 miles of extending the coast line, but not much more.

Karyoplasma,

Ok, yeah, I was way off. Did some ballpark math and the moon is big enough to fill the entire Atlantic lol

Karyoplasma,

“break” pedal is a Freudian slip there

9 years later, I finally played fallout 4

Having dropped New Vegas in the past due to lost interest, I decided to try this game out finally since a friend of mine was having a fallout 3 playthrough himself. It was it 8 bucks, so I figured why not. I have to say, I put way more hours into this game than both other Bethesda games I’ve played through (Skyrim and...

Karyoplasma,

Do a Child of Atom playthrough, if you haven’t already.

Rush to Far Harbor and acquire the Robes of Atom’s Devoted and end the DLC by destroying FH for the perk. Wear the robes, get irradiated until almost dead (above 900 rads) and congratulations, you now deal double damage, are immune to radiation and ignore the effects of rads on your HP bar.

Karyoplasma,

An adrenaline junkie!

Karyoplasma,

That’s horribly unfair. I still argue about Dragon Ball with strangers on the internet at the age of 36.

Israeli war cabinet votes to expand Rafah operation area, amid growing U.S. concerns (www.axios.com)

Amid growing U.S. concerns about the humanitarian situation in Rafah, the Israeli security cabinet approved last night the “expansion of the area of ​​operation” of the Israel Defense Forces in the southern Gaza city, according to three sources with knowledge of the details....

Karyoplasma,

surprisedpikachuface.jpg

Karyoplasma,

He cannot pick up himself. He is out of his preferred age range.

Karyoplasma,

Just like those “we value your privacy” cookie banners that don’t give you the option to reject all. If they truly valued my privacy, they would give me that option instead of having me toggle off 500000 “partners” one by one in the hopes I accidentally skip one. Bastards.

Karyoplasma,

Africa is harder than Australia. Not even close.

Karyoplasma,

They won’t learn anything. They only nulled their bullshit because it would hurt their financial quarter because their biggest cash cow game at the moment is bombing. They only way to maybe make them learn would be if every single one of the “outraged gamers” would just uninstall and never play it again, but that won’t happen and Sony knows that (which is why they can try pulling that shit in the first place).

Good for the peeps in non-PSN countries tho. For them, this is a real win.

Karyoplasma,

The same company that gave out free baby formular to poor African families and then, after a couple of months, went “nuh-uh you now have to pay so your babies don’t die lol”? Surprising.

Karyoplasma,

Guess why France has a some pro-consumer laws that wouldn’t fly in other countries. It’s because if the government pisses the people off, they instantly respond with rioting. It works.

Karyoplasma,

Because in 2024, it’s not important whether you have fun or not, the important thing to focus on is that nobody else has any fun.

Karyoplasma,

This reminds me of Black & White, the god simulation game from, idk, the early 2000s. They had a list of common names and if your save profile matched one, a creepy voice would call you from time to time.

Karyoplasma,

I’m so unimportant that I’ve only gotten a scam text like that once in my life.

Karyoplasma,

Depends on how they do it. If the like-and-subscribe begging is at the end of the video, thats ok in my opinion. But if the 10m01s video starts with an insanely loud intro followed by begging followed by a “hey guys” followed by a sponsor segment followed by a Discord server promotion, then that’s just obnoxious.

Recently I also unsubbed from a channel that started using community posts for ad promotion. Made me irrationally mad, not gonna lie.

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