Noodle07

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Noodle07,

I know a couple restaurants but it’s very niche for sure

Noodle07,

Me, an alpha male sitting down to pee and closing the lid afterwards: what are you talking about you degenerates

Noodle07,

That’s what I do

Noodle07,

Jumbler?

Noodle07,

Just be French, criticizing becomes part of everything

Noodle07,

Don’t need much to do economic forecast

Noodle07,

Oh, I thought it was about waking up with makeup already on or something, didn’t realise it was rule

Noodle07,

And add some mayo

Noodle07,

Damn it lemmy, stop calling me out

Noodle07,

Jommunism when?

Noodle07,

Perfection

Noodle07,

Melodic death metal is the art of playing every notes in a row as fast as possible and it’s amazing

Noodle07,

The answer is A

Noodle07,

It hurts to have so much gas build up but man is it fun to make giga farts after downing a pot of ice-cream

Noodle07,

Uuuh we still can?

Noodle07,

Funny fact: the game stores here are so greedy you can find used game for more than the online shop price 🤷

Noodle07,

France… It’s great besides that haha

Noodle07,

Fuck fuck fuck yes

Noodle07,

Best I can do is making unions illegal

Noodle07,

OH MY GOD! THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Noodle07,

It’s Saturday my dude, we running out of news but hopefully that will inspire next week memes

Noodle07,

I can tell you it has been fertilised

Noodle07,

As a cis guy who was goth in his teen years: was easy for me to wear “girl” (well unisex really) cloth. Maybe there’s ways for you to get a feminine look from accessory and stuff even if it’s typically boys cloth?

Noodle07,

Yup

What games do you recommend for my girlfriend?

My girlfriend has never really gamed. But she’s now forced to move less than she would like to (health problem) and she’s getting bored. I was thinking of introducing her to a game or two that we could play together. She’s not the real action game type, and seeing as she has no experience with controller/mouse and keyboard...

Noodle07,

They’re gonna break up if they play overcooked xD

Noodle07,

Nintendo DS baby, who wants a lan of metroid prime hunter?

Noodle07,

Maybe we should still try… You know, for science

Noodle07,

Oh wow I didn’t expect that… It doesn’t even look good

Noodle07,

You read that right

Noodle07,

It’s not like we’re better at defending ourselves from snakes either

Noodle07,

Yup, I’d feel much safer with a gorilla. But I’m stupid enough to try to befriend him with fruits lol

Noodle07,

When my cat came back hurt she got into the carrier by herself, she new she needed the vet help

Noodle07,

I’m trying to, every damn day

Noodle07,

Gotta love a good level up

Noodle07,

No you’re breathtaking!

Noodle07,

Yes, but both trans and cis are good protein source

Noodle07,

No step

Noodle07,

On top of being terrible for her, it would actually become a huge problem to organise having fans swarm up an area as soon as she’s spotted in public

Noodle07,

Sorry but the US belongs to France

Noodle07,

There’s wonderful cliffs around my city, l dream of being a dragon and sleeping on the cliff basking in the sun all day

Noodle07,

Honestly I don’t understand why you would want to kill her, she didn’t do anything wrong

Noodle07,

It’s always cracktorio

Noodle07,

Settra was the king of all kings, he only bows down to the gods so definetly not to transphobes

Edit: actually he might not even bow to the gods

Noodle07,

Stop your car from masturbating!

Noodle07,

Fhantom*

Noodle07,

Aaah I miss cats so bad I need one in my life 😢

Noodle07,

Gnnn can’t watch the video I want to discover it myself, demo downloading now

Noodle07,

Freaking unemployed infants leeching off society

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