imPastaSyndrome

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imPastaSyndrome,

Said the guy on his phone at the same time as she’s watching monster high, which honestly by the title alone sounds like a Doug Benson comedy special

imPastaSyndrome,

Unlike you who leaves in his windowless van to go hang out with your girlfriend at her highschool.

imPastaSyndrome,

Yeah it would’ve just been rape of a minor, can’t prove he wanted to murder her!

imPastaSyndrome,

Funny meme you’ve ever seen - no blue lines or circles

imPastaSyndrome,

Now if we only had red string to connect them all

imPastaSyndrome,

Oh so he said a different thing one time and that’s the absolute truth? Lol

imPastaSyndrome,

Oh you mean the laptop that had no chain of custody, and let’s say it’s all true, literally nothing illegal?

imPastaSyndrome,

0 chain of custody. 0 proof of truth of evidence, or he’d be in court, like he literally is now.

imPastaSyndrome,

If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle

imPastaSyndrome,

He m80’d them and melted them down.

imPastaSyndrome,

I wouldn’t say that was art but I’m a heathen

imPastaSyndrome,

Good to know but I’m sure they’re about the same because the intention is “people ride her”

Then again slang is slang

imPastaSyndrome,

Okay but is she a fascist?

imPastaSyndrome,

Can’t you go back to Reddit where dumbass comments like this are appreciated

imPastaSyndrome,

Yet here you are doing in fact that exactly. What’s that called again?

Oh yeah, virtue signalling

imPastaSyndrome,

Sure, on the East with Spooky by lake spooky.

And uhhh… A bunch of places named like They were named by a 13-year-old boy too…

imPastaSyndrome,

Oh no it’s all German! :)

imPastaSyndrome,

Oh no watch out for kangaroos while you learn German. I know I know, watch out for Chamois though

imPastaSyndrome,

Pricing probably already built in at this point but will go up anyway

rule (lemmy.cafe)

as much of a PSA as this is a meme lol. don’t seek dietary advice from randos on the internet. everyone is different and the advice you see from @bonerfart on !memes can be dangerous and should be taken with a grain of salt (metaphorically, not a dietary recommendation 😜). instead consider one or both of:...

imPastaSyndrome,

Did you just tell me to not take advice from bonerfart at lemmypiss?

imPastaSyndrome,

Yeah they’re doing it everywhere real estate companies buying everything up.

imPastaSyndrome,

Yeah I love Justin beibers early stuff though I didn’t know he was in star wars as checkof

imPastaSyndrome,

If only someone had money from their company being bought by Microsoft

imPastaSyndrome,

I suggest lemmy.zap and lemmmy.zop next

imPastaSyndrome,

I’m sorry, I was making a theatre nerd joke. Zip-zap-zop is an improv game where you pass the focus/energy from one person to the next by saying one each of that trio in that order. Zip. Zap. Zop.

imPastaSyndrome,

Wait Stalin executed gay people because Stalin needed to be stronger than Kakarot?

imPastaSyndrome,

Hmmm are there official Dragon Ball whatifs…? Like if he didn’t land in the same place…

imPastaSyndrome,

Maybe don’t look so cool like the girl I want to be if you don’t want to be stared at.

Cool hair…sorry

imPastaSyndrome,

Hey, you’ve made it out alive… So far!

imPastaSyndrome,

It’s… The common read, isn’t it? Like Voltaire’s Candide?

imPastaSyndrome,

A single block if Google maps is any indicator, it’s just not that impressive, but I guess good job closing down one part of a road, sure seems like it hurt the businesses?

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