rob_t_firefly

rob_t_firefly, 2 months ago

Roller grills don’t use water.

rob_t_firefly, 2 months ago

For when it’s on broadcast TV.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

They could make it part of the marketing. Climb the mountain, get your bragging rights and a free corpse!

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

Your stolen-art collage machine still sucks at hands.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

The Borat movie was from 2006.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

Not to mention the secret society of highly-trained weavers who have made his toupees for 70 years.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

All spoilers are to be posted and discussed in French.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

And poor Ben’s only sexy time-travel action ended up being a “dat ass” gaze from Kirk at the end (originally intended for the pretty lady Avery Brooks was Forrest Gumped over in the old footage.)

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

I think I must live on his UPS route

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

If nobody could be bothered to make the thing, I can’t be bothered to play with the thing.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

Next one ditches all the filler and just goes straight to shagging a series of elves, demons, were-bears, cthulhus, etc. One after another, there are so many cthulhus to shag and you are the chosen one.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

Th… this is my network!

It was made for me!

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

I lived in a village called Idle for years.

So for all those years you didn’t have the urge to leave Idle, you just sort of stayed there?

I can relate.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

How much Brien is in that pattern buffer?

Miles O’Brien.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

*millennia

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

TFW someone’s performing a sexual act on you and your inner thoughts are about a baby cartoon character cuddling with his mother.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

Not with that attitude.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

When you’re this well-endowed, it’s always Christmas at your place.

rob_t_firefly, 3 months ago

She’s also been doing interviews where she seems like a really sympathetic figure who did her best in a crappy situation (interview/archive copy) as was this guy who played Wonka.

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

Do they still give you the teddy bear to hold?

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

😫👉

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

I saw Piss On the Jelly when they toured with Gwar in '93. Good times.

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

I shouldn’t have to masturbate at the end of every episode.

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

I’ve done a lot of separate stopping, dropping, and/or rolling in my time, but never in that particular sequence for purposes of fire extinguishing.

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

Or, perhaps, a serving of pie.

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

• Living space with pristine white room and furnishings
• Living space with one or more children

Pick one.

rob_t_firefly, 4 months ago

As if they’re not going to just give it to Chris Pratt.

rob_t_firefly, 5 months ago

If this is an actual source of stress in your household, you could always just get an open front toilet seat and never think about it again.

rob_t_firefly, 5 months ago

Somebody once told me, raw input’s gonna roll me…

rob_t_firefly, 10 months ago

A person of culture, I see! 🍃 ▶️▶️▶️▶️▶️▶️🅿️