MichaelxJoAnn Rule
ZoeyBear, Don’t forget Hobby Lobby masturbating in the corner
Rolando, It’s because Michael got caught with his knick-knacks in a Hobby Lobby.
colorlessness, There’s no way Michael is straight.
jaybone, This makes a lot more sense.
bulwark, You had me at swing scraping.
notoftenthat, https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/18ab43d9-9fb3-456a-8b6f-6afec68d5d1f.png
It was just a misunderstanding!
ososalsosal, 
Is this like Aldi and Lidl, or Puma and Adidas?
Spider2013, What’s the story behind Aldi and Lidl?
ososalsosal, Warring brothers started each one
HATEFISH, That’s not the case, there’s an ALDI north and south. The brothers Albrecht split because of a dispute on weather or not they should sell cigarettes. ALDI = Albrecht Discount.
ososalsosal, Oh for real? I heard the wrong story then
Uninformed_Tyler, My wife: They don’t even sell the same stuff.
Me:Yeah, I’m sure they had to split their assets in the divorce.
Sanctus, 
Too bad they were just capitalists that ran out all the cool local stores and all share the same shitty patterns and designs.
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