Cartography rule
Ranger, Alaska also has something for Canada.
spirinolas, Europe was watching and got a raging Italy.
TotallynotJessica, 
Any Canadians want to help me recreate this geography? 🥺
👉👈
NoSpiritAnimal, 
Cuba is the precum
f5xs_bhw0a, Welcome to the CUM zone
Canada USA Mexico
loops, The CUM trade zone is set to grow 22% this year.
Malgas, That doesn’t sound right
Can we call it a swap zone instead?
loops, Oh my god… putting my Toronto so far up your Detroit feels so good. You like it too… your Miami is so hard.
KingJalopy, America a bottom, but that’s obvious to everyone in the world except is Americans.
LemmyKnowsBest, America’s asshole is a thousand miles away from its penis. That’s weird.
KingJalopy, Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it’s right there where it should be…
LemmyKnowsBest, But Trump should be the asshole
nxdefiant, The entire east coast is the taint
LemmyKnowsBest, Rather humid over there. Makes sense.
KingJalopy, They know
violetraven, 
Explains New Jersey
lessthanluigi, Then Washington State is the Frontal Lobe 😎💪
TotallynotJessica, Texas is America’s tits 😢
Narauko, America is a power bottom, and proud of it.
lessthanluigi, Doing it across the 49th Parallel
manucode, Why is Canada gripping its own ankle?
passepartout, Is that Florida in your atlantic ocean or are you just happy to see me?
Gormadt, 
Damn Canada’s got that barbed dick
Kinky
Aatube, please tag as nsfw
glizzyguzzler, 
Furiously masturbating on a train too, I see
Diplomjodler3, If only. I was in the security queue at the airport. Please send bail money.
Track_Shovel, It’s not Oglaf, but sure, there you go: tagged
Aatube, what's Olaf
don't answer
Track_Shovel, Oglaf.com
Aatube, aaaaasaaas
rustyfish, 
I am scared of Canada now.
Yondoza, No need to be scared. It’s a loving relationship.
Num10ck, the big spoon
pancakes, 
Canada is just soooo big 😩
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