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I want

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WWII_submarine_dive_klaxon.oggIt does say awooga I am chuffed

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:3

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The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it β€œmoldy”! The point is the emojis! Here’s one for dickmas that takes it to 11:

MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR πŸ“† I’M DEFINITELY βœ… ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LISTπŸ“œπŸ“ BECAUSE I’M πŸ‘ˆA GIGANTIC πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŽ„β„HO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβ„πŸŽ„πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ WHICH IS NOT πŸ™…β€β™€οΈβŒ VERY CHRISTIAN β›ͺπŸ™ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK βœ¨πŸŽ‰βœ¨πŸŽ‰ I CAN’T WAIT FOR πŸŽ…SANTAπŸŽ… TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬‡πŸ πŸ˜œπŸ’¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS πŸ˜±πŸ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ BECAUSE I’M JUST A LITTLE 🀏 FESTIVE πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ›„β„πŸŽFAGGOTπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

SO TO ALL MY πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹SLUTTY πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ SANTA’S πŸŽ…πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ» LITTLE HELPERS πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES οΏ½οΏ½πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ REMEMBER LET IT β€œSNOW” πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨β„β„β„β„β›„β›„β›„πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ AND DON’T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR β€œTREE” πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† I’LL BE WAITING πŸ•šπŸ••πŸ•  UNDER THE MISTLETOE πŸƒπŸ¦Ά WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON πŸ˜³πŸŽπŸŽ€πŸ’ WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU πŸ‘†TO UNWRAP πŸ˜³πŸŽ€ ME SO WE CAN TASTE πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ EACHOTHER’S CANDY CANES πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

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Don’t get too hung up on emojis, they’re just a new form of text! Most people I know use them ironically or to respond to coworkers that you don’t want to type text to.

As far as I remember, text filled with emojis was used by FB-era people to do like MLM (mid-level-marketing; pyramid schemes) ads. First time I saw it used not ironically.

Their text style was ripe for mocking since it was tacky af.

Some me-melords turnt it horny and usually a lil gay and you’ve got purposely tacky and over the top copypastas! Like this one (personally, not enough emoji for me):

OMG it’s ARB-WHORE DAY 🌲🌴🌳 on this day πŸ“† we celebrate MOMMY EARTH πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§and plant trees 🌳 that will someday grow up to be BIG 🫦 and LONG πŸ“ and HARD πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜©πŸ˜›πŸ˜ for the good girls to CLIMB πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ so plant a HO-ak tree πŸ₯¦ a chestNUT πŸ’¦ an ASSpen πŸ‘ or a cottonWOOD πŸͺ΅πŸ† maybe ur a BIRCH BETCH 🀭 or a will-HO ⁉️ so get DIRTY πŸ§‘β€πŸŒΎπŸ˜³ and get those lil sprouts 🌱 all WET 😌 🚿 so they can get πŸͺ¨ BIG and STRONG πŸ’ͺ🀀 cuz today all of the arb-WHORES 🌡are gonna get a TREEat πŸͺ΄ planted in their πŸ’ƒASS today 🌝🌚 cuz MOMMY EARTH πŸ‘© is CUMMING 4 U 🌎 send ➑️ this to ur 1️⃣0️⃣ DIRTIEST ARB-WHORES 🍌 if u get 0️⃣ back then ur a weeping willHO 😭😭😭 if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SICKamore SKANK πŸ’šπŸ˜‡ βœ… &&& if u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then ur a gonna get a special πŸ”© walNUT just 4 u πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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Tombstone tombstone tombstone tombstone Val Kilmer so hot tombstone tombstone

glizzyguzzler,
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Ayyy thx! fixin, shoulda searched him to be sure

but I was scared by what I would find

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I think Barclay giving the Dino nuggies sentience and the ability to feel pain - and this scene is canon - definitely takes it much further than self-providing voices.

This was a dark af Star Trek episode

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That is why they are fantastic me-me fodder!

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Apologies for your loss, Jem isn’t transformer gundams

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Idk you followed the rule, sounds like everything is above board

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Indeed, but it is a common notion that fossil fuels include substantial dinosaur. Therefore this me-me is amusing keeping that in mind

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They’re retired now, they lost the fπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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?? this is πŸ’― undoctored I am sure o it

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This person put it well: lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/6558474

These people are not in fact contrite for party rocking; this is to protest the persecution of those who have party rocked.

(I am being facetious I do not know the original photo or original context)

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MLG branded ofc

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I have shitposted about Dino nuggies farther lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/8888325

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😞 sorry these MLG brand GAMING lights can only do police car red, blue perfectly tuned to destroy your sleep schedule, and the gods’ chosen electric GREEN

all controlled by a weird tiny remote with the 3 colors as buttons😎😎😎😎

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Now that’s gamer energy

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This is important slide lore, in the slide universe fire beats water

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lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/5831649If peeps are gonna rules lawyer (the other one of this pic was deleted) clearly this falls under β€œyes”. It doesn’t even need to be flagged NSFW in this apartment either!

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MP4, lemmy is ok with gif but you gotta put it in the catbox. But lemmy hates MP4 and it’s just like a link but what can ya do. I don’t use an app tho so it may act differently there

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