zalgotext,

Welp, that settles it, I’m making croissants this week

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

platypus_plumba,

Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

XTornado,

I wish… at least something good would have come out of that beast…

voodooattack,

Is this… a bug report?

Crashumbc,

I hate you

anarchyrabbit,

I did not need to see this!

Fedizen,

they call it land shrimp

Klnsfw,

Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.

lars,

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

0ops,

It has coleslaw so it’s healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What do you do with all the time you save writing ‘rn’ instead of ‘right now’?

It has to add up to minutes a year!

0ops,

Take the time to reply to you, I guess

BigFatNips,

EPIC BURN lol

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ouch and there’s definitely better things you can do with your time savings!

0ops,

*there is

Edit: or is it there are? I do not even knoweth

SatansMaggotyCumFart,
0ops,

fr

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s interesting because chortle my balls is basically nonsensical but if I told you to perform that act it still makes more sense then trying to figure out with fr or rn means.

rickyrigatoni,

To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

AeonFelis,

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

NigelFrobisher,

This is a bug planet.

wabafee,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.

RageAgainstTheRich,
therealjcdenton,
MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

Tristaniopsis,

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

alehc,

Mind elaborating?

Denvil,

The century egg comes to mind

Tristaniopsis,

Chickens feet?

Priapulida?

The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

Delphia,

Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Someone please tell me that maggot doesn’t really exist.

PixellatedDave,

That maggot doesn’t really exist…any more

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

ಠ_ಠ

PixellatedDave,

Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Close; Austria.

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure that’s a witchetty grub? I’m not Aussie so I can’t say for sure.

PixellatedDave,

Yeah does look like it also not Aussie

Jeom,
@Jeom@lemmy.world avatar

its real, that pic is from youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Athits a hercules beetle

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

i hate this planet

15liam20,

“The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces.”

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well at least we have that in common.

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