SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

After we vote Biden back in can we get a couple of thirty-five year old people as the next democratic nominees?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They can want whatever they’d like but we can advocate for a nominee we’d like to see and get them voted in.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

…a talk entitled “The World According to [Donald Trump Jr.,”…

Life is like a line of cocaine, you never know how high you’re going to get.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m sorry but if you’re driving around with methy bong water you get what you deserve.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It sounds like her life is a meth.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Counterpoint: Methy bong water.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Hey as a recreational methamphetamine user myself I’m ashamed for this lady.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I do mine five or six times a day for the last eighteen years.

She should be able to handle the same.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You’ll have to buy me a drink first, honey.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Do they have people inspecting it to make sure you haven’t?

U.S. company found liable of financing Colombian paramilitary death squad to advance its interests (www.latintimes.com)

A U.S. jury in Miami has ruled that Chiquita Brands International is liable for financing the United Self-Defense Forces of Colombia (AUC), a paramilitary death squad designated as a terrorist organization by the U.S. during Colombia’s civil war....

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Court documents reveal that Chiquita paid 3 cents per dollar for each box of bananas exported from Colombia to the AUC

I pay a couple cents per dollar I make to the US government, who uses it to supply Israel with weapons to kill Palestine civilians.

Does this make me liable now?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I re-read the article trying to figure out why these two thing are important and I can’t find anything.

Did I miss something?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah, I can’t believe Biden caused the dot com bubble and now he’s causing global inflation.

Even here in Germany my cost of living is higher now, thanks to Biden.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I did read it.

What’s the first image?

What is the thumbnail?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

An article by its first picture, but there is a reason why it’s been picked.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Didn’t you say it wasn’t about Biden?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah the conditions are tough in Iceland where I live too.

Biden’s increased the price of hákarl and brennivín’s price has almost doubled.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I don’t think god’s destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah could be considered genocide.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There is only one true god, I do not worship false idols.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why do you think I’m mad?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Griping about a thumbnail makes you believe that I think Biden is god?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

So does that make me a great worshipper or them bad?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Would his cousin be the sherrif’s deputy’s deputy now?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why is there any unaired footage of this?

Hasn’t Tucker and his team seen all of it?

So why can’t everyone else?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s amusing that his rally rambling is prewritten.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The felony party really cares about fiscal responsibility.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Are you okay with tipped employees being singled out to basically pay no income tax?

Tipped federal minimum wage is $2.13/hr.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I understand how taxes work I’m just trying to figure out what point you’re making.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Politicians aren’t allowed to lie.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What is it then?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Now I know what my high school teachers were saying when they called me dumb.

I thought they were just being sarcastic.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

TIL my house is basically London in the 1200’s.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Once you have the air conditioner who can afford the electricity to run it?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Do you know how much a bathtub full of ice costs these days?

Republican Operatives Swoop in to Help Cornel West This Election (newrepublic.com)

”This helps take away votes from Joe Biden,” the activist told one person at the rally, according to a video posted to X (formerly Twitter) by a Washington Post reporter. “We’re helping the Trump team who’s trying to get him on there,” added a woman by his side.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I want Lowly Worm to drive full speed up my asshole.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Real Trump convictions - I sleep.

Faked Biden videos - real shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The secret to always looking young is to be rich, unless you’re Elon Musk.

Dude looks like a walrus.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

This is why satire is pretty much impossible these days.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I hope it’s a skateboarding battle royale game.

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