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lars,

It is so so fast

lars,

Oh wow just like Turkish. Probably little sexism in Indonesia and none in Turkey, right?

lars,

It says right there from 11.00 to 11.01 but somehow I’m the bad guy for seeing a difference of 1

lars,

I used to have a president who bragged about how humble they were

lars,

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/1517ae28-aeac-4024-8a43-24eb010de54d.png

Wow.

lars,

I’ve never literally spit my food out before. I will never tire of Wikipedia tables of contents.

lars,

My boy Tim was like “Do you know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work?”

Of course, the only answer is “Medicine”.

lars,

Wrong! Jesus doesn’t lie. Jesus is love and whatever I want it to have supposed to have been!

Hope this helps!

lars,

Imagine people who don’t know them seeing this lineup of 8 Mormons

lars,

Oh my fucking god. I thought I was the only one. I was not born in this morning. Nor this century. Nor this millennium, but I am not too ancient to track down a notification.

Unless it’s from Discord.

lars,

I don’t even remember hearing about it till like the First Pandemic

lars,

Oh I index from 0

lars,

The Return of the Mac: Pandemic ii, Electric Boogaloo or some such

lars,

Alternatively,

Are you winning, son?

No. This is loss.

lars,

Did Ted consider being trans? Come to a conclusion?

lars,

And what these youth do not understand is that we revolutionaries were there on the ground when Level I began ✊😔

lars,

It’s of the French extraction and derivation: it is pronounced

meh m

lars,

Also simultaneously figuratively because they need two of everything for their double standards

lars,

GB themed birthday party

As in like golden shower and bullshit-themed…?

lars,

Whoa — the straights are alright. This is the only non-awful thing about Donald Trump.

lars,

The straights Everyone’s alright!

I’m sorry about my narrow-scoped comment.

lars,

Kitboga is a god

Scammer: You are a very irritating woman. Madam why are irritating me??

Kitboga: But I’m trying my best!

lars,

I’m gay

Oh yeah? Did your family come over on the Gayflower

ₜₒₒ

lars,

Even these little clicks on mobile devices halfway round the world tend to really wear hard on Boeing hardware.

Or, if it had been a Boeing, then only the plane, but not the person, would have been injured in the accident.

lars,

I know but if something could wouldn’t it involve pretend pearl clutching?

lars,

This English language sucks.

Marla’s husband is a creep named Donald. Donald’s daughter is 15 and grinding him.

lars,

grindy lass

named Ivanka Trump

lars,

She’s 15-ish in the photo above, but

https://images.newrepublic.com/0ccd67656f5c741e3e5515062dcf532819893e1c.gif

by the time she was 35-ish, she knew well enough to shudder and pull away when he would grab for her.

lars,

Marla’s stepdaughter is the lass on Donald’s lap

lars,

I really appreciate knowing there are people like you out there ready to do the right thing to save yourself and save our collective cringe.

Thank you for your service. Gob bless.

lars,

If I ever see you walking into traffic I will just smile and pour one out for you

lars,

Est-ce que ça s’écrit pareil en français ?

lars,

Frankly frankly reminds me of those folks from the north of Gaul

lars,

StaaaaaaAAAAAAHP lmao

lars,

I lost the source

maybe?

lars,

I wish the US would send as many weapons to Israel as it sends to Russia

lars,

Hey are Boeing airplanes part of the weaponry?

lars,

Did “some little woman” say that?

lars,

It’s fact. Submission to authority and being able to keep two versions of the truth in harmony without realizing you’re even doing it is highly marketable to them.

lars,

I’ve been known to deadname the one true church. Joseph Smith named it the Church of Christ, but the Mormon church is going through its little phase 💅 and insists on being called, and get this, no abbreviations allowed,

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

lars,

Oh. My. Gosh. Did he cry? Did he realize it was hurting his mouth and keep going?

lars,

Ugh if my

gay-ass

gay ass

had had

Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself

lars,

Numbers-to-colors synesthete here to say that for me, 3 for example does seem green-like, but green on the other hand does not seem 3-like.

lars,

Can’t stop laughing about this. And I, too, have a vat of love for dal.

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