We here, just this is a crazy war for us. Allying because we have a marraige isn’t a thing anymore, the aggressor isn’t attacking a declared ally, send volunteers is disabled by rule, and send equipment is somehow being blocked by some dumbfuck mechanic we can’t get rid of till the country’s next election, if events and RNG favors us.
I just want to stop my enemy from painting the map their color, why does it have to be so hard DX
I always screw it up right at the start in what I call the “wife shopping phase”.
I know I should go for my prospective ally’s gluttonous, maimed, sloth daughter 30 years my junior, but I see the charitable spymaster hottie of some random duke from far across the seas and follow my heart.
At least I know she’ll mourn me after the failed boar hunt 2 years later and be supportive of our screw up of a son
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