Remember my sex with a condor post yesterday? This is why you don't break a condor's heart.
ekZepp, 
!fuckyouinparticular
Strawberry, when an entire critically endangered species decides to fuck you over instead of fucking eachother
doctorcrimson, I assume the only reason so many of them would gather in one place and time would be precisely to fuck each other.
Jackcooper, Don’t they have castle doctrine in California
FlyingSquid, 
Condors excepted.
TempermentalAnomaly, Woke Californians. Stand your ground.
cm0002, Oh Cinda, what did you do to those Condors?
Num10ck, probably built the deck on top of their childhood nest.
Desistance, 
Fuck You in particular
Everythingispenguins, And this is why you never hook up with a condor in the first place
FlyingSquid, Never put your dick in condor?
jaybone, One does not simply dick into condor.
XTornado,
krigo666,
FlyingSquid, That man fucks.
Condors.
negativenull, 
I’d be honored to have my deck destroyed by 20 condors
Finalsolo963, Seriously, nothing on my (hypothetical) deck is as cool as a bunch of massive rare birds hanging out.
andrew_bidlaw, The Condor Files S01EP2.
badbrainstorm, 
U dun fuk’d up
eek2121, 🤣
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