Good afternoon, get yr nails did.
Leate_Wonceslace, 
How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:
Blackmist, That’s where you’re wrong. He’s a gynecologist.
Leate_Wonceslace, Oh. Oh no.
altima_neo, 
Time to scratch that ball itch
Empricorn,
fogstormberry, at least put in the effort to make them look like little hands smh
BonesOfTheMoon,
Flummoxed, No… Please… This can not exist. Why???
tiefling, Those would break off in 0.01 seconds
Hugh_Jeggs, No they wouldn’t. They’d tear along each cut until they met skin 😳
It’d happen pretty “quick” right enough
caseyweederman, Oh they wouldn’t stop at skin.
Flummoxed, Please stop in the name of sanity!
jaschen, Not if it’s gel nails.
Track_Shovel, The thought of this person touching a microfiber cloth is too much for me to bear
Flummoxed, It was terrible, and you made it worse. Thank you.
quinkin, Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.
*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"
Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.
Flummoxed, Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.
Korne127, 
Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it’s very impractical.
Thcdenton, There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.
hungrythirstyhorny, 
i have goosebumps just by seeing that…
hperrin, Quickly run those down a wool sweater.
Name, 💀
clemdemort, 
Noooooo :((
wabafee, 
Strangely looks like pasta.
Fades, Fuck you op
BonesOfTheMoon, I’m a bad person and I should feel bad.
Daxter101, IwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthem
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