Inktvip,

Those are some peak water polo nails.

Daxter101,

IwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthemIwannacutthem

Fades,

Fuck you op

BonesOfTheMoon,

I’m a bad person and I should feel bad.

quinkin,

Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.

*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"

Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.

Flummoxed,

Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.

wabafee,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Strangely looks like pasta.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Noooooo :((

Name,

💀

hperrin,

Quickly run those down a wool sweater.

hungrythirstyhorny,
@hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world avatar

i have goosebumps just by seeing that…

Thcdenton,

There nothing we can do. The fingers must be amputated.

Leate_Wonceslace,
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How to tell someone gets exactly 0 pussy:

Blackmist,

That’s where you’re wrong. He’s a gynecologist.

Leate_Wonceslace,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh. Oh no.

Korne127,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting how most people here are pretty horrified while I like the idea and think it looks a bit cool although it’s very impractical.

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