Stop this madness
Kolanaki, 
I didn’t know you could prepare sea puppies in so many delicious ways.
mcqtom, That’s a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.
CptEnder, Ironically most modern Jell-o are actually vegan.
Kolanaki, The gelatin is; the puddings aren’t. They have milk.
CptEnder, Yeah some do some use artificial alternatives.
AlligatorBlizzard, Wait, what? I can eat Jell-O again?
Oh. Wait. It’s Jell-O. Meh.
CptEnder, Pretty much yeah
numberfour002, Yes, I’m eating transglutimate polyacrylamide deoxy methylmelamine, 3-5 oxyribocellulose-D, artificial flavors, sodium nitrate, red 40, natural flavors, salt, high fructose corn syrup, mole testicles, and a partridge on a pear tree.
peteypete420, What is the homer quote? He is referencing pork, Sure Lisa. All those delicious foods come from the same magical animal.
Colour_me_triggered, Seal is gross. Don’t eat seal.
Everythingispenguins, Wait all treats are made from seal? That explains why they are so fattening.
DudeImMacGyver, What is in the bottom left?
ummthatguy, 
I think it’s one of those coffee dipping type treats.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, Scrapings from the seal bark.
solidgrue, 
They’re chocolate curls. You can find then and similar products searching for “dark/white chocolate twists.” They’re not uncommon to find in bougie cafes, coffee shops and bakeries.
Assman, 
Also kroger
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