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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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I felt like Leeta was the true power in that dynamic.

Kolanaki,
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everyone actually survived this

Before or after it burst into flames?

Kolanaki,
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Damn trolls deleting random posts for no reason. When is Odin going to get rid of these damn things?

Morse post

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Kolanaki,
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The longing for a tail comes from the fact we used to have them and we wish to have them back.

Kolanaki,
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The UI says other country, but the use of “squarshing” says Idaho. 🤔

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Yeah I don’t know why I assumed the commenter was also the person who took the screenshot. 😵‍💫

Kolanaki,
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I’ve had GPS tell me to go across a river. Without a bridge.

Kolanaki,
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Set it to walking directions. Then you can drive through the mall like the Blues Brothers. 😎

Kolanaki,
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“Oh no! I’ve been struck by the nudity virus! Nobody look! NOBODY LOOK!”

Kolanaki,
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“I already commit all the murder and rape I want. The number of times I want to rape and murder just happens to be 0.” - Penn Gillette

Kolanaki,
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I feel like the only way gritty can work for Star Trek is if they set it entirely in the mirror universe where everyone is a dick.

Kolanaki,
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I’m pro sex work because I am all for the idea that if you do what you love, you won’t have to work a day in your life and, boy, do I love having sex. 😎

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As a good liar, I always have issue with the “never tell the same lie twice” line. The way to make a good lie is to be consistent with it. Once you start changing the story, people will notice and the lie will be revealed. You can only really be confusing if everyone knows you’re lying.

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I am listening to this right now and holy shit.

It’s not completely awful as I had assumed it would be. I mean the man can’t act for shit, so I wouldn’t have thought he could sing either. Especially in an accent.

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Parents killed her dog? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Depends on if you mean Stone Cold or the Bionic Man.

Kolanaki,
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I wonder if the reason for Sony being so bad at a lot of things is because they were traumatized by Nintendo with the disk drive deal back in the day.

State Department issues travel alert for LGBTQ people, events abroad (abcnews.go.com)

The U.S. State Department issued a “Worldwide Caution” alert on Friday, warning U.S. citizens overseas to exercise increased caution due to “the increased potential for foreign terrorist organization-inspired violence against LGBTQI+ persons and events.”

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They only seem to be counting foreign terrorists, not domestic ones.

Trump Demands Biden Take a Drug Test Before Debating and Claims the President Was ‘High as a Kite’ During the State of the Union (www.mediaite.com)

“I just wanna debate this guy, but you know– and I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said as the audience cheered. “I am. No, I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union. He was high as a kite.”

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Crows talk nothing but shit.

All I ever hear 'em saying is “caca.”

Kolanaki,
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God I hope so. If it wasn’t when you uploaded and still don’t know where it came from, that’s pretty creepy.

Kolanaki,
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Unless you’re hunting Bigfoot, what in North America is big enough that you need a god damn .50 for?

(And if you are hunting bigfoot, your guns should be confiscated)

Kolanaki,
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.50 would take down a rabbit, too. But you could do the same with a .22 and actually have a body to recover. It’s still overkill even on a grizzly or moose.

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I hunt semi-regularly. I just don’t use a god damn .50 for it because it’s totally unnecessary and I don’t wanna lug a gun that big around.🤦‍♂️

That dumbass Desert Eagle y’all got after seeing The Matrix or the Barret to pretend to be God from NAVY seals just be burning a hole in your holster. You wanna see some shit explode. You wanna have fun. You wanna exercise your rights as an American. Don’t tell me you need it for hunting.

I need to wake up early (lemmy.world)

All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look...

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I’ve seen vibrating dildos that look like carrots or cucumbers. They don’t look like vibrators and if you’re not into butt play, they certainly would wake you up in the morning.

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The games industry already uses people with psychology degrees to come up with ways of tricking your brain into wanting more or other ways of manipulation to coax you into certain paths in the game; how can they not see the value of more research on games that may lead to more bullshit like that? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki,
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Gonna do some trolling to the tiddy haters

( . Y . )

Kolanaki,
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Now the reason is that you’re too broke for a PC but still wanna play new games that are on PC, but not dirty Nintendo or Playstation games.

Kolanaki,
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You underestimate how fast I can read.

Kolanaki,
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It’s not very accurate for trans men and women; but I could see it applied to gender fluid people or others that see themselves as both male and female to not be a slur. They may think otherwise, though and I’d have to respect that.

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I don’t think it’s such a hot take to say that this AI stuff would work best when only used on the random background NPCs that offer no services and have nothing to do with any quest or story. It definitely would feel more alive if all those random people walking down the street and driving cars were not super predictable robots that basically had only two states.

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Or at least HL2 Episode 3…

I need to know what happened to that gnome I put on the spaceship damn it!

Kolanaki,
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F.I.S.T.O. says “ASSUME THE POSITION!”

Kolanaki,
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At what point is power generated? 🤔

Kolanaki,
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From what I know about dolphins, they’re more likely to fuck it than play it.

Kolanaki,
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Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎

Kolanaki,
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How much time until the structural integrity fields collapse?

Kolanaki,
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The corporation itself is the criminal organization they are are referring to.

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All Day I Dream About Stuffing.

Mmm… Stuffing 🤤

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