Ranvier,

Officer noooo! I swear it was in 4/2 time with a tempo of 80 and not 4/4 with a tempo of 160! Don’t take me away!!!

herrcaptain,

Music too fast? To jail. Music too slow … Believe it or not, straight to jail.

xilliah,

🤦🏻‍♀️

Davel23, (edited )

Are they rushing or are they dragging?

tuckerm,
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Cultural crackdowns, motivated by religion or nationalism, are terrible. (In Chechnya's case, it'll be religion and nationalism.)

That being said, this means they just created the genre of ILLEGAL BEATS, which sounds like absolute 🔥🔥🔥. Like, the illegal beats lineup at Chechella this year is going to be sick.

general_kitten,

Imagine getting ticketed for playing your accordion over the speed limit

Quexotic,

Clearly they’ve never heard of 64th notes. Lol

Phroon,

Weird. That bans most marches too. 120 bpm isn’t all that fast.

rhythmisaprancer,
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I wonder how they feel about high fives?

littletranspunk,

Time to make crack-core and snail-core mixes because crime is fun

SteposVenzny,

“Borrowing musical culture from other peoples is inadmissible,” Mr Dadayev reportedly said.

Then ban that?

I’m not saying the goal here is in any way acceptable, obviously, but mostly it weirds me out how indirect and ineffectual this method is. So much of the outside world’s musical culture makes it through this filter.

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