Just to clear up any confusion
ColeSloth, Welp; I guess “day-ta” is my fancier data.
Feathercrown, I used my normal pronounciation on the first “data” so I guess the soft “a” data is fancier… which it is, I suppose. Still wrong though because I’m not British
Zachariah, 
it’s pronounced “gif”
negativenull, 
Now you’ve done it
snooggums, 
Zachariah, it’s not letting me upvote this more than once
School_Lunch, So just to double check with everyone…
dAta- singular
data- plural
Thorry84, (edited ) No, datum is the singular of data.
School_Lunch, While I do agree with you, saying “look at this singular datum point” doesn’t quite sound right.
scutiger, It’s not a datum point, it’s just a datum.
saltesc, No, datum is the noise after launching Netflix.
Thorry84, Netflix or Pornhub?
aeronmelon, Thought you said, “Neelix or PornHub?”
samus12345, 
Same, because I thought the original comment also said “launching Neelix”.
pruwybn, 
What’s this about Neelix on Pornhub?
OpenStars, 
I dunno, I may need to see some more data before I’m convinced.
ggppjj, Sorry, all out. Just traded my last datum for a hundred gross self-sealing stem bolts.
OpenStars, hundred gross self-sealing stem bolt
Oh no, you were ripped off - a single datum is worth easily a thousand to several million times more of those! Was this the guy that sold them to you?
ggppjj, Hey, yeah! Him and his friend… I think the station commander’s son?
A thousand to several million, you say…
Stamets, 
“One is my name. The other is not.” You serve that cunt Data. You fucking serve it.
samus12345, “Is this possible? With all of your neural nets, algorithms, and heuristics, is there some combination that makes up a circuit for bruised feelings?”
I always think, “Even if there were, he was simply correcting your pronunciation of his name. No bruised feelings are needed for that. Bitch.”
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