Global ocean heat has been at record levels every single day for the last year

The world’s oceans have now experienced an entire year of unprecedented heat, with a new temperature record broken every day, new data shows.

Global ocean surface temperatures started breaking daily records in mid-March last year, according to data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the University of Maine’s Climate Reanalyzer, fueling concerns for marine life and extreme weather across the planet.

“The amplitude by which previous sea surface temperature records were beaten in 2023, and now again in 2024, is remarkable,” said Joel Hirschi, associate head of marine systems modeling at the National Oceanography Centre in the UK.

Global average ocean temperatures in 2023 were 0.25 degrees Celsius warmer than the previous year, said Gregory C. Johnson, a NOAA oceanographer. That rise is “is equivalent to about two decades’ worth of warming in a single year,” he told CNN. “So it is quite large, quite significant, and a bit surprising.”

Scientists have said ocean heat is being supercharged by human-caused global warming, boosted by El Niño, a natural climate pattern marked by higher-than-average ocean temperatures.

mods_are_assholes,

Nearly every comment in this thread is a joke, in an informative community, about a world-threatening situation.

And all of you are fine with this.

slumlordthanatos,

No, we’re not fine with being unbelievably screwed, but the ruling class has decided that this will be normal, so we might as well make dark jokes about it while we scream into the void.

mods_are_assholes,

I’d rather just pull the ruling class out of their towers and beat them to death in the streets, but you can joke if you want I guess.

Iapar,

Do it then. I am waiting for the news.

TheBat,
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If you’re still going to have kids after reading news like this, they’ll grow up hating you for bringing them in this hellhole.

mods_are_assholes,

well the rich aren’t stopping having kids, in fact they’re having more kids now than ever.

So, you want them to just outpopulate us? I guess that’ll be a fine solution for them.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Let them bring their children on this planet where farming might be unsustainable in near future. Fuck em

TropicalDingdong,

This is why you are going to want to start microdosing on warm fluids starting now.

No_Eponym,
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I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder ocean water.

credo,

Yaay. Even the number of records is a record!

P1r4nha,

This is our natural AC overheating slowly…

thefartographer,

I saw a video where you can build an AC with a styrofoam cooler, ice, water, a fish tank pump, copper tubing, and a fan. I think we could fix the ocean if we just throw all our ice, styrofoam, drinking water, motors, copper tubes, and fans into it.

CeeBee,

I thought we already did that

No_Eponym,
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Try harder! More stuff in the oceans! Do your part!

Reverendender,

I saw a United States congressperson take a snowball from a cooler though. Checkmate, libs.

/s

thefartographer,

“I saw a United States congressperson snowflake take a snowball from a cooler though.”

FTFY

mods_are_assholes,

Whatever name you call them it weaponized right wing shithead talking points for years.

It did its job.

We laugh at him for being an idiot, but he knew what he was doing and contributed to the current state of generalized chaos surrounding climate change.

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