Hey, maybe we should stop doing fox hunts, then 38 dogs won’t suddenly end up in a lake. I’m glad they are okay, but I’m gonna blindly label their owners as shitty people
The DVD rental kiosk company was supposed to pay $16.7 million in three installments. After missing the first payment, there’s a court order to pay the whole balance.
Ramping off a dolphin in wave race was the moment I realized games could literally never improve or become more realistic. It wasn’t the dumbest thought I’ve ever had, but it ranks pretty high up there.
“I LOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, PRIVATE SCHOOLS, AND MANY OTHER PLACES, FOR THAT MATTER. READ IT — HOW CAN WE, AS A NATION, GO WRONG??? THIS MAY BE, IN FACT, THE FIRST MAJOR STEP IN THE REVIVAL OF RELIGION, WHICH IS DESPERATELY NEEDED, IN OUR COUNTRY. BRING BACK TTC!!! MAGA2024,” Trump wrote in the early...
Shit, if MST3K, Cinematic Titanic, and RiffTrax have taught me anything, it’s you can’t win 'em all, but you’re always a winner when you’re laughing with your friends
Republican donors – including those who had said they’d never support Trump again after Jan. 6 — believe the current regulatory climate for businesses is also an existential danger. Kathy Wylde, president and CEO of the Partnership for New York City — a nonprofit organization representing the city’s top business...
I asked all the oligarchs and every last one of them said “gee, this is such a beautiful day to sit near a window, run near stairs, sunbathe under armories, or consume accidental poisons. Ah yes, so lovely– OH NO, COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT THIS HORRIBLE CONSEQUENCE IS HAPPENING PURELY BECAUSE OF MY OWN ACTIONS AND I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT!!!”
I’m Jewish and I fart a lot. It’s not antisemitic to say that I fart a lot, but it is to say that Jews fart a lot based only on your know knowledge of me.
If I come over to your house and drop an insane deuce in your toilet, it’s concerning but not antisemitic to say that a Jew ruined your toilet. If you tell your friends that the Jews conspired to blow up your toilet, that would be both antisemitic and 100% true.
It also wouldn’t be anti-American to say that Chipotle provided me WMDs: Weapons of Massive Diarrhea
Almost four out of every 10 journalists covering the climate crisis and environment issues have been threatened as a result of their work, with 11% subjected to physical violence, according to groundbreaking new research....
I want meaningful consequences for the journalists, too: decent and secure housing, great medical and dental plans, fantastic retirement plans, major celebrity status in every restaurant they enter, etc.
Wow, I was looking for nonviolent felons, but this is an incredible option. Put them both in the running and we’d probably have the largest voter turnout ever. With people actually choosing a preferred candidate, not the less shitty one
What if charging your phone took less time than brushing your teeth? A new study published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences could very well hold the key to a next-gen charger capable of recharging your phone in just 60 seconds....
Consider that the energy output of a 12-gauge shotgun is approximately 4500 Newton-meters and, from personal experience, can rotate a first-gen iPad at an extrapolated 240 rpm (extrapolated as this proved difficult to sustain). That gives us an equivalent of 113 kW! A modern ipad would only need about 13 kW to charge in one second.
So, one shotgun shell could easily charge yours and 7 of your friends ipads instantaneously, although the results are difficult to appreciate.
The best by date is in 2 days. I know about the water test for egg freshness so I’m not super concerned, but please give me ideas for using them up within a week or so 🥺 I’ve boiled a few and am planning to make some cookie dough, but that only counts for half a dozen.
Eggs, salsa or picante sauce, tortilla chips, Mexican blend or other preferred cheese, butter or oil, tortillas if you’re feeling sassy.
Heat your cooking surface to medium high, slap on the butter or oil, smash them eggs in and get to scrambling. When the eggs first start to congeal, crush some tortilla chips and toss them in like confetti. Scramble until nearly done and then smother that shit in salsa. Scramble briefly some more and then cut off the heat. Add the cheese as you please and cover just long enough for the cheese to melt—I usually just put the plate I’m gonna use over the pan.
From start to cleanup, if this recipe takes you longer than 10-15 minutes, you’re getting too fancy.
No, you’re thinking of Kristen Bell who is the “let it go” lady. Streisand is the one who famously lost out on Worst Actress to Kristen Stewart for her role in The Guilt Trip, in which she played the unbelievably original role of “obnoxious Jewish mother.”
She also released at least one musical album back in the 1900s and appeared in a few movies.
One such movie included Streisand portraying the daughter of a disappointed rabbi who also questions her father’s ability to hear her.
Lily Greenberg Call, a special assistant to the chief of staff in the Interior Department, accused President Joe Biden of using Jews to justify U.S. policy in the conflict....
Lauren Boebert rival releases ad filmed in Beetlejuice theater she was kicked out of (www.independent.co.uk)
In Trump we trust: religious right on crusade to make their man president (www.theguardian.com)
Trump Tells Faith Conference If He Took Off Shirt They’d See ‘a Beautiful Person’ With ‘Wounds All Over’ From Defending Religion (www.mediaite.com)
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Redbox missed a multimillion-dollar payment it couldn’t afford to miss (www.theverge.com)
The DVD rental kiosk company was supposed to pay $16.7 million in three installments. After missing the first payment, there’s a court order to pay the whole balance.
The Supreme Court just proved that its gun rulings have been a disaster (www.motherjones.com)
Accused adulterer Trump who paid to keep Stormy Daniels affair secret professes ‘love’ for the Ten Commandments (www.independent.co.uk)
“I LOVE THE TEN COMMANDMENTS IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, PRIVATE SCHOOLS, AND MANY OTHER PLACES, FOR THAT MATTER. READ IT — HOW CAN WE, AS A NATION, GO WRONG??? THIS MAY BE, IN FACT, THE FIRST MAJOR STEP IN THE REVIVAL OF RELIGION, WHICH IS DESPERATELY NEEDED, IN OUR COUNTRY. BRING BACK TTC!!! MAGA2024,” Trump wrote in the early...
Alabama Anti-Abortion Advocate Charged With Sexual Abuse Of A Child (ca.movies.yahoo.com)
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Sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening
Give yourselves a round of applause 🖖 (sh.itjust.works)
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Warning to Trump’s new pals on Wall Street (www.politico.com)
Republican donors – including those who had said they’d never support Trump again after Jan. 6 — believe the current regulatory climate for businesses is also an existential danger. Kathy Wylde, president and CEO of the Partnership for New York City — a nonprofit organization representing the city’s top business...
Presumptive GOP Nominee for President Meets With His Probation Officer (www.rollingstone.com)
AOC: ‘Antisemitism is an assault on our values’ (forward.com)
Former Alito Law Clerk Calls on Him to Recuse Following Flags Controversy (truthout.org)
Nearly half of journalists covering climate crisis globally received threats for their work (www.theguardian.com)
Almost four out of every 10 journalists covering the climate crisis and environment issues have been threatened as a result of their work, with 11% subjected to physical violence, according to groundbreaking new research....
‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (ktla.com)
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New breakthrough may let us charge smartphones in 60 seconds (bgr.com)
What if charging your phone took less time than brushing your teeth? A new study published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences could very well hold the key to a next-gen charger capable of recharging your phone in just 60 seconds....
Publisher of ‘2,000 Mules’ election conspiracy theory film issues apology (www.npr.org)
Read in Odo's voice for full effect (i.imgur.com)
Multiple Trump Witnesses Have Received Significant Financial Benefits From His Businesses, Campaign (www.propublica.org)
Thurgood Marshall Was My Mentor. He’d Be Furious with the Court Today. (www.politico.com)
Trump Trolls Leave Racist Comments Under Michelle Obama's Tribute to Her Late Mother (www.theroot.com)
MTG spreads bonkers conspiracy theory that "Deep State" convicted Donald Trump to help drag queens (www.lgbtqnation.com)
AI is the future (lemmy.world)
Netanyahu to address Congress, House Speaker Mike Johnson says (www.nbcnews.com)
Shitpost (lemmy.world)
Scientific dietary advice (lemmy.world)
They pissed (lemmy.world)
NSFE (not safe for Enterprise) (lemmy.world)
Drink up (sh.itjust.works)
Smartmatic alleges Newsmax has deleted evidence in lawsuit over false vote-rigging claims (www.nbcnews.com)
IGN immediately lays off every non-UK person at their newly bought sites, including some key members like deputy editor Alice Bell (aftermath.site)
Welp, this didn’t take long....
This is not a record to be proud of. (lemmy.world)
I have 2 dozen eggs to use up
The best by date is in 2 days. I know about the water test for egg freshness so I’m not super concerned, but please give me ideas for using them up within a week or so 🥺 I’ve boiled a few and am planning to make some cookie dough, but that only counts for half a dozen.
Greg Abbott declares open season on protesters in Texas (www.motherjones.com)
Australia’s richest woman seeks removal of her portrait from exhibition (www.cnn.com)
The Saga of Clarence Thomas and His Luxury RV Takes a Disturbing Turn (newrepublic.com)
Car Talk with Martok: No Sharpie Makeover? (lemmy.world)
Car Talk with Martok. All new episodes every Thursday!...
Pathetic Trump Already Trying to Weasel Out of Debating Biden (newrepublic.com)
Interior Dept staffer becomes first Jewish Biden appointee to publicly resign over war in Gaza (apnews.com)
Lily Greenberg Call, a special assistant to the chief of staff in the Interior Department, accused President Joe Biden of using Jews to justify U.S. policy in the conflict....