18+ Valentine's Day is just a week out. This could be the stsrt of a new toxic relationship. (startrek.website)
I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes! (startrek.website) “Oh! You’re going to buy my chicken!”
Jeezy Creezy like a heezy reezy (startrek.website) So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead…
I'll just leave this here... (startrek.website)
Uncle Dad voted for him right before he went to get the meth from Aunt Grandma! (startrek.website)
Jesus rockin' some Judean Boogar Sugar (startrek.website)
This is why men don't do foreplay. (startrek.website)
Makes it a lot easier to pull off the Stranger. (startrek.website)
Glad I was too dumb to finish college... (startrek.website)
But at least I'm funny... (startrek.website)
cries in the shower
This is why Driver's Ed is important. (startrek.website)
Plate me up before you go-go... (startrek.website)
On special today - Weiner Snipple (startrek.website)
I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean. (startrek.website)
"Blow" is just an expression (startrek.website)
Do what you love (lemmy.world)
You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit (feddit.de)
His favorite non-EDM band is My Chemical Romance (startrek.website)
His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar (startrek.website)
Something's fishy about religion... (startrek.website)
Valentine's Day is Wednesday. (startrek.website)
Ozzy gave THIS GUY permission, but not Ye? The hell? (startrek.website)
Mongolian. Like the barbecue. (startrek.website)
18+ Valentine's Day is just a week out. This could be the stsrt of a new toxic relationship. (startrek.website)
I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud? (startrek.website)
"tHeRe'$ n0 rEpL@CeMeNt FoR dIsPlaCeMeNt!!!1!!!1!!“ (startrek.website)
"tHeRe'$ n0 rEpL@CeMeNt FoR dIsPlaCeMeNt!!!1!!!1!!“ (startrek.website)
Littering is a crime punishable by fines, jail time, or both. (startrek.website)
I got my date at the family reunion... (startrek.website)
This band is truly a national treasure (startrek.website)
18+ If you're cold, they're cold! Bring them in! (startrek.website)
7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Fake news, fake penis... (startrek.website)
This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven. (startrek.website)
Oreos set to replace communion wafers. (startrek.website)
I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes! (startrek.website)
“Oh! You’re going to buy my chicken!”
Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick. (startrek.website)
18+ He's been edging for 2,000 years. (startrek.website)
RuPaul reportedly spotted in the south... (startrek.website)
Jeezy Creezy like a heezy reezy (startrek.website)
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead…