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ArugulaZ, to games in EXCLUSIVE: Xbox President Sarah Bond has set up a new team dedicated to game preservation and forward compatibility
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Forward compatibility? I get backward compatibility, but FORWARD compatibility?

ArugulaZ, to world in Everyone in Japan will be called Sato by 2531 unless marriage law changed, says professor
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Joke's on you! Humans will be extinct by 2531. Maybe by 2031 if Trump becomes president again.

ArugulaZ, to world in Turkish local elections: Opposition stuns Erdogan with historic victory
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Isn't Erdogan that thing Jason Blood turns into in DC comics?

ArugulaZ, to games in Take-Two acquires Borderlands studio Gearbox from Embracer for $460m
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Hardware wise, that's been pretty much the case forever (example: Atari 5200 is a consolized Atari 400 computer), but it's that simplified interface and the instant gratification that makes the distinction between the two. On a game system: insert game. Press start. Play game. On a computer? Tons and tons and tons of loading and file management and updates and passwords and downloads and accepting EULAs and Oh God now it's crashed and I have to start the damn thing all over again.

Game consoles satisfy that urgent need for "ME GAME NOW." At least, they used to. In the olden times, you could start a game in the time it takes for you to drop a quarter in the machine and press 1P. Now, it seems like game companies do everything within their power to delay that dopamine fix on consoles... which is uncomfortably close to the gaming experience on computers. "Another cut scene? Gee, great. It's not like I started this video game to play a video game."

ArugulaZ, to games in Take-Two acquires Borderlands studio Gearbox from Embracer for $460m
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Vaguely related: why the hell was it so hard for me to start Borderlands 3 on my Xbox? It's like, dude, I don't need your annoying third party service. This is still a game system, not a computer, right? Just... just let me press start and start the game without signing up for some other crap.

ArugulaZ, to gaming in Epic CEO Tim Sweeney calls Valve "assholes" over Steam fees in dug up email thread
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What is it about this man that makes me instantly break into a limerick?

ArugulaZ, to gaming in Programmer Skyfloogle, has released Red Viper, an updated virtual-boy emulator for the 3DS.
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I covered this on my own magazine. Let me tell you, it's really good. Virtual Boy games make a near-perfect transition to the 3DS, and you don't have to smash your face into a visor for the 3D effects. (You will still get eyestrain, though.) You can, technically, play it on a 2DS, but it's like drinking non-alcoholic beer... what's even the point?

ArugulaZ, to linux in I dislike wayland
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Is this like the Linux nerds' version of the Crips and the Bloods?

ArugulaZ, to gaming in Nintendo’s design guru Shigeru Miyamoto: ‘I wanted to make something weird’
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Mission accomplished. Many, many times over.

ArugulaZ, to technology in Tesla worker injured [in 2021] by robot that 'pinned' him to wall with its claws at car company's Texas factory
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SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ELON MUSK. END STATEMENT.

ArugulaZ, to technology in Substack says it will not remove or demonetize Nazi content
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There are too many of these goddamned social networks anyway. After Twitter/X exploded, everyone else wanted to grab a piece of that pie, and now we've got a dozen social networks nobody uses.

If you want a progressive social network that doesn't take shit from goosesteppers, Cohost is probably the place to go. It's so neurodivergent and trans-friendly that I can't imagine them blithely accepting Nazi content. It's just not how Cohost works. "Blah blah blah, free speech!" Not here, chumps. We've got standards. Go somewhere else to push that poison.

ArugulaZ, to games in Sony Patent Aims To Change Game Difficulty In Real Time As You Play
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ArugulaZ, to gaming in Link and Zelda's relationship is "up to the player's imagination", Nintendo says
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Good! Because I've got a filthy imagination.

ArugulaZ, to technology in HP misreads room, awkwardly brags about its “less hated” printers
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Shoot ink on paper. That's all you need to do. Don't give me a built in screen, or onerous firmware, or any of that nonsense.

ArugulaZ, to technology in HP misreads room, awkwardly brags about its “less hated” printers
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Remember when Domino's Pizza admitted that their pizza was shit, and that they'd work really hard to make it less shit? How'd that work out for them?

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