Azuth

@Azuth@lemmy.today

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Azuth,

Stick your hand in a crack, and you don’t get it back, That’s a Moray!

Azuth,

I feel like I’m constantly seeing 20 year old memes on lemmy. Makes me happy to know my fellow internet dinosaurs are here.

Azuth,

“Fuck it we ball” led to some of the dumbest choices of my life and I’m lucky to not be in prison or permanently disabled. Path on the left is less glamorous but IMO leads to the far better life.

Azuth,

Not this time, not when a death is involved.

Azuth,

Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?

Azuth,

What an amazing landlord, I’ll make sure to tip extra well this month.

Azuth,

I’m apparently the archeologist over here with my Model M and its buckling springs.

Azuth,

lol no it’s not, could even take pics to show you

Azuth,

It’s a survivor the same way the coelacanth or horseshoe crab is - a living fossil.

Azuth,

I feel this. I’m not socially awkward, can speak in front of a crowd just fine, but my brain just can’t figure out what “flirting” actually is. I’m aware it’s a form of conversation different from normal talking that expresses attraction, but as for how it’s different, how to do it etc.

I’m in the dark and no friend of mine has been able to give a clear answer.

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